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StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
"A handsomely large cock, it is. 'Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the cocks and balls of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of pussies and by opposing end them. To die—to fuck. I wonder what its dimensions are? Dimensions. Reminds me of the argument Sunny and I had. I know about the three dimensions. The fourth dimension is unarguably time. The fifth dimension - everyone knows that one, let the sun shine in. But the sixth...why is it not obvious to everyone that the sixth dimension is thought? Its laws are not applied by the other three, nor of time - yet it interacts with it. It is not controlled by any of Newton's la...did he just fart?"
 

feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
OOOooohhh!!!!! You were right baby. If I rub it, it does grow bigger.
 
"A handsomely large cock, it is. 'Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the cocks and balls of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of pussies and by opposing end them. To die—to fuck. I wonder what its dimensions are? Dimensions. Reminds me of the argument Sunny and I had. I know about the three dimensions. The fourth dimension is unarguably time. The fifth dimension - everyone knows that one, let the sun shine in. But the sixth...why is it not obvious to everyone that the sixth dimension is thought? Its laws are not applied by the other three, nor of time - yet it interacts with it. It is not controlled by any of Newton's la...did he just fart?"

^Because all of this it going through the minds of all blondes everywhere but there's no way to get the information disengaged from our brains and put into words so we end up becoming THE joke like: What does a blonde do when she first wakes up? Opens the car door. Because the reason she was in the car and fell asleep is presumably after she had sex with:
"A guy who smells nice and just asked if this felt good which reminds me of the song Feelings which reminds me of the time Jackie Hansen sang that song and Jackie is the same girl who hit me in the head with the bathroom stall door when she was mad that Trevor Velch just broke up with her and she was all sad and mad and hit the door and then she was so sorry she hit me and then she said she liked my new purple panties when she saw me going to the bathroom and then as she was hugging me sobbing about Trevor and how sorry she was that she hit me with the door, I took advantage of her grief and kept pressing her boobs into mine as we hugged and then I pretended to wipe something off the front of chest, feeling another girl's boobs for the first time and realizing that I was still standing there with my underwear around my ankles thinking how much I liked it and how Jackie was so soft and smelled good and had nice hair that maybe she'd let me braid in Mr. Klow's class, if we both got our homework done and didn't have to read extra chapters because Mr. Klow was in the back room making out with Mrs. McClouhan, who was married and expecting another baby that probably didn't belong to either Mr. McCloughan or Mr. Klow but was probably the baby of some senior boy who used to be failing her class and now gets to stay late grading her papers and getting extra credit by feeding the mice that get fed to the boa constrictor that wrapped itself around my arm so tight one time that I panicked and peed my pants just a little but it didn't show because I was wearing a pad that day that I had brought just in case and because my mom had just bought some new ones that I wanted to try to see if they really did stay in place and if I could get away with wearing my new stretchy pants and not having a bulge like that girl Jessica Brush or even as bad as that boy Jeremy Stern who everyone think stuffs his pants with a tube sock but all the girls secretly want to date to see if it isn't a sock and be the first to say that they made him 'wet' himself because they kept kissing and kissing his thing until it squirted......which reminds me.....I've got this guy's tool in my mouth and I can't remember his name or the type of car he's driving but this leather feels so good on my bare skin and that thinking of how this feels reminds me of how good it felt to feel Jackie Hansen's breasts for the first time......
 
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