Guys that fuck girls double anal are half gay. Half of what they are touching is another dick, the other is an asshole. I've fucked girls in the ass, but it's not my favorite. The pussy feels much better, but no matter which hole I'm in I'm not sharing it.
Oh come on - it's always good to share!!
I don't always LIKE to do it, but I do because I know that it's the right thing to do (I picture Wilford Brimley telling me so).
Like, I'll be banging some hot girl on a park bench, and another fellow comes up, brings out his erection and says "Pardon me, could I take a dip in there, too??"
Well, what am I gonna say? If it's okay with the lady, it's okay with me...
[No actually, I'm just spouting shit - I too prefer to have the holes to myself!]