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I liked that guy. He always put that extra "oomph" into a commercial. Plus he was a fellow Pittsburgher.

England, Germany, Croatia and Slovakia. I also have some Native American blood. Yeah I'm a mutt.

The Offspring- Gone Away

I was thinking and laughing about those 2 answers as soon as I read the title for this thread. :1orglaugh

Rain and thunder always put me to sleep faster. Also, this may sound strange, but an air conditioner also has that effect on me.

Same here. Saw it a few days ago.

Agreed. He's more than a comedian though. He's my personal Jesus!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMX8L7Yxyfk Learn from George Carlin. Farting in public.

4 words are all that's needed: Here We Go Steelers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1one!!!!1!!!

I'll bet he croaked after learning that there's no more kids he could molest.

Personally, I'm glad that fucker's dead. Yeah I said it!

Yes. Only 2, and they are: Kurt Cobain- ruined music and he should've shot himself long a long time before he....shot himself. Michael Jackson- fucking pedophile, hope he rots in hell!!! In short, glad both of those fuckers are dead!! No big loss either way.

I almost forgot, my absolute favorite one is Afterbirth of a Lesbian Fingerfuck. Brother BlueBalls likes that one and I got to use that at work earlier today. I save it for only the best occasions. Also I like saying fuckstain, cockfag, and dumbass.

Objection your honor!! The government does the SAME exact thing. I am in total favor that prostitution should be legal. It's the oldest profession and it's not going away now or any time soon. To quote God, aka George Carlin: "Why should prostitution be illegal? Selling is legal, fucking is...

That is the other movie I'll pay to see this year. WW2 + Tarantino = awesomeness!!

Fuck and all its variations.

Jane 2 things: 1. That first pic of you....fantastic!! You look so much like the "girl next door." 2. I don't care what color your hair is, just as long as you have hair!!! Shit, even without hair you'll still be beautiful.

I think it's because people are too fucking stupid or lazy to know and use proper English. I hate when people try to talk to me in that neo-gangter, crypto-ghetto, mumbo jumbo language. I never went to that school. I speak English and I write words the proper way with the correct spelling...

While people blame it on rap or rock n' roll, why not include religious music? Huh? Let's face it, religious nuts have probably gotten a lot of their motivation from listening to songs about an invisible man and all the rewards they'll get if they go out and kill 20 people just because they...

People are still paying for porn?? Am I the only one here that finds that amusing? :dunno:

One of the best movies I've seen. You're one of the few people I've seen that's given it a bad review. The thing you have to remember is it's a prequel. There's a sequel that's going to be made and I'm sure it'll go deeper into the Star Trek universe.

I agree. One of the best movies I've ever seen and I'm not a Star Trek fan at all. I just wanted to watch it to see if it was any good and it's become one of my all time favorites.

Re: N. Korea will launch long ranch missle directly hitting Hawaii on July the Fourth Ah yes, both agencies run by the government. That is why I, like George Carlin, don't believe ANYTHING the government tells me. NOTHING.

Um.............GO PENS!!!!!! :D

It is if you know how to do it like I do. How do I do it? Free wireless is the key. I think the RIAA is a big farce and that jury that decided that woman was guilty was bought and paid for. I'll bet anyone here that every single member of that jury went home and downloaded songs or movies that...

Go Pens!!!!!

"Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new life. Football begins in the fall when everything is dying." - George Carlin

http://img28.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=62166_SCFC-Final-1280x800_122_434lo.jpg Pittsburgh Penguins- Stanley Cup Champions!!

I agree. Last year all of the Penguins fans stayed in the arena for the presentation. Both cities have their share of class. But, in all honesty, I can't say anything negative about the Wings. They're my 2nd favorite team and they can beat anyone, but this year the Penguins had their revenge. Go...

Although I don't agree with everything you said, my 2nd favorite team is the Red Wings so no matter if they would've won, I'd still be happy. That being said, I honestly and truly thought the Pens never had a chance against the Wings. I'm glad I was proven wrong! My highest and total respect for...

What a year for my hometown!!!!! The Steelers won the Super Bowl, now the Penguins won the Stanley Cup!!! First time in 30 years Pittsburgh's a two title town!!!!!! GO PENGUINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :partysml:

Just like a razor with 4 blades, a porn movie with 4 X's would be a cutting edge. Yuk.Yuk. :D

That would be a shitty movie. :rolleyes:

Re: Wwii. A great uncle of mine was in Germany during the final months of the war.

Good choice! My all time favorite band! Green Day- Last of the American Girls She puts her makeup on Like graffiti on the walls of the heartland She's got her little book of conspiracies Right in her hand She is paranoid like Endangered species headed into extinction She is one of a kind She's...

Yeah I can see "Screwface", but at the end, I really don't think the guy would want to say the line "say hello to my little friend." He would be laughed off the set.

I personally like the movie a lot! I downloaded a copy and it was good. It's not as good as T2, but it's sure are shit a lot better than T3.

Cookie Monster becoming "Veggie Monster" on Sesame Street! How fucking lame can you get?

Time for a Carlinism: "What's so great about sliced bread? You got a knife, a loaf of bread...SLICE THE FUCKING THING!!"

So you're saying I got to arrest myself......oh wait.....you said violators so I misunderstood! :D

I'm a big Depp fan and I like pretty much all his movies and I'm really waiting to see Public Enemies.

Well there's 2 sides of me on this one: Part of me is honest when it comes to money. At work, if I see a penny on a floor or any change, I put it with the rest of it because I don't know if it's the store's or the customer's. I've been called the most honest person at work and I take pride in...

My opinion on welfare: as it's been said, there are some people, a very worthy few that are deserving of it, but if you're too lazy to get up off your fat ass and get a job, even in the state this country is in right now, then you're not worth helping. The thing that gets me even more pissed off...

Yeah that info shocked the fuck out of me also! :rolleyes:

Re: havn't been round,I know this was prob. posted,I'm sorry but.....SANDEE!!!! NO!!! I like it! Some women look good with tattoos, most of them don't, period. Sandee looks REALLY good with that tattoo!

I think you mean "Scarface" don't you? I was going to say the same thing but you beat me to it.

Yeah I'm here. Been busy lately with work. I should be on this weekend at some point.

I am not a believer in God first off. Yes there's a higher power, but not G-d as in the Bible one. There's a thread on the forum that covers that. You did hit a big nail on the head: human ingenuity. Do I believe that humans are capable of putting a man on the moon? Yes I do. Do I believe they...

No I don't spend my nights staring at the sky. Also, I really don't care if the earth rotates around the sun or vice versa. I really don't give a shit. The only reason I went along with it in school is because if I put another answer on a test, I would've failed. The men who realized that the...

And you're the first to prove my point. :D