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Pharaoh

deny

my warm pajama

:sing: «...I don't need to sell my soul He's already in me I wanna be adored I wanna be adored...» I Love this song by Stone Roses! :tongue:

one word, two colors: BRAZIL

:moon:

:booty:

576: Win the thread the last person to post here wins at freeones board.

Re: What you watching right now! old superman cartoons...

Ooops,... I did it again!

is a very neurotic guy (just look at that pants!)

Icarus

Venezia OR Venice (en)

not, do you mean the animals or anything else? to participate in a group sex?

Tit Land, home of the Nipples

Yep, one night I was flirting with two girls at the disco at the same time. Both older than I, and at the time I was thinking that I should decide from one of the two of them. In the end all of us 3 catch a taxi and we go to the house of one of the girls. It was a good night, with me a little...

And what about a green alien with more tentacles then an octopus?

at this moment I'm: exposing the eyes to light in the hours preceding bedtime, which delays the flow of melatonin, the sleep hormone... :sleep:

age: «computer says: n/a» diseases: «computer says: too many tired eyes» addictions: «computer says: too many porn bookmarks» vicious: «computer says: too many porn cookies»

Quake Arena!

spam

have a nice new signature...

skate

Ya, I know! But it's Ok, 'cause my mummy will be watching a very good soap opera at least in the next 4 hours. So I have some time just for us... what you say? hmm.. hmmm..? :thefinger

teeth

Peru (not Turkey)

Normally I email with a guy named Jimi Hendrix, he says that is a famous star in his constellation. But i don't know, 'cause he is a very very weird guy with a strange accentuation.

computer says: «Ya I know»

Man I have so many penis as you have neurons! Think about that.

PS: We are forgetting the "Blues Brothers"

is a creation of Forrest Gump.

Lithuania

did you made a virus scan?

Is not an real injure, but once I caught "crab louses" from my girlfriend of then. :mad: Too bad, it was the end of our relationship 'cause I was suspicious about the way she had caught those little bastards!

Elm Street

Bretagne

I'm reading a wikibook: Cookbook: Frog's Legs à la Parisienne

For now a brunette secretary with glasses and high-heeled shoes.

KFD: someday I wake you up and then I let you peep closely your own life in "The Truman Show". (Big Brother is watching you)

the book "Porn for dummies"

issue

payones

Grenada

Re: What you watching right now! Football (the real one, not the colloquial practice)

Isn't Lucky Luke (slow...hand) Hell ... I'm slow...hands 'cause I missed again the target. Pathogen: wants more and more porn! watch out!

Pearl Jam :banger:

Christmas Island (Territory: Australia - Queen: Elizabeth II) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_Island

Will dinner to a "nouvelle cuisine" restaurant and will choice nº23 of the "menu" 'cause he likes that number and he doesn't speak any French at all. In the end he will be hungry as hell and angry as the own devil; dreaming with a stupid red&white clown eating big McBurgers!

Yisra'el (Israel in Hebrew)