Absurd Shopping List: Redux

[negator]

i was at the store shopping for things that don't exist, i got everything on the list, and i forgot my wallet. so if you want me to pick up anything else, post it here; but make it a quick one or two items.

turd burglar brand buffalo chips
monkey paint - brown

 

[belfastsixpack]

how bout some extra common sense for all the threads lacking it recently

 

[negator]

Viceroy Fizzlebottom's Revenge novelty powder
prepared yellow bastard

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Eierlegende Wollmilchsau
(I try to translate:
An Egg-laying WoolMilkSow)

 

[member006]

Please grab me a bag of Christmas spirit for myself and a box of blessings for me to pass out to those in need.

 

[negator]

1 bottle "End Times" barbituated bourbon
P B & S (peanut butter & shit)

 

[dick van cock]

a sober surgeon

an electable G.O.P. candidate

some digestable Brazilian food

 

[negator]

1 portable escape hatch
"fuckin' assholes" breakfast cereal

 

[Torre82]

I notice a distinctly 'turdy' feel to this thread. Less poop, please!

 

[Pathogen]

Bush Strategery

 

[aBossa]

the book "Porn for dummies"

 

[Pathogen]

Dehydrated Water!

 

[negator]

1 six-pack of Jesus Juice
Das Poot

 

[negator]

one IUPUIS redirect
6 pack of mephistolean hubris

 

[bodie54]

ringworm fishing bait
the key to the kingdom
ann coulter's vagina

 

[negator]

one almost haiku
6 human ramen

 

[bodie54]

bag o' depleted uranium
the fish that saved pittsburgh
a push down bra
asbestos nasal spray

 

[member006]

some people with a spine

 

[negator]

the letter "F"
the letter "U"
the letter "C"
the letter "6"

 

[Christmas_Ape]

Zircon encrusted tweezers