ever sustain a sexual INJURY?

[Legzman]

No but I did find out, from a girl who was riding me and went up to high once and came down not lined up, that a fully erect penis can actually bend and damn near 90 degrees at tsat! While painful, after a minute to relax I proceeded to give her a nice sloppy creampie, long before I knew that's what it was called!!!

 

[efeezy]

I was having sex with my wife about a year or so ago and I must not have had sex in a while or jerked it or something because when I came, the volume was just crazy and it could have put her eye out. Anyway, I thought I ruptured something in my "scrotal" area, because immediately after the orgasm, my balls and groin hurt so bad. Like I had just been kicked in the nuts. I thought I tore something inside or had a hernia. It lasted a few hours, and hurt like hell. You should have seen my wife...she was absolutely covered in jizz...It was Awesome and worth the pain!

 

[Christmas_Ape]

I've had buyers regret.

 

[The Joker]

Other than getting some really bad carpet burns on my ankles, I've yet to have anything remotely serious as far as a sex injury goes. Although there have been times I came so hard my balls ached for a good 30-45 minutes afterwards, but I doubt that qualifies.

 

[xloserxdrummerx]

Once I was doin this chick missionary style and she was skinny and bony as hell. She had MASSIVE hip-bones, and every time I went in, my midsection would hit her hips. At the time it felt great, but the next day I woke up all bruised and sore. It felt like I had gotten my ass beat, but it was ultimately worth it.

 

[xxaru]

Injuries happen, I just try to be a little more cautious now. But most recently I managed to tear my urethra, just near the tip. Not as painful as it sounds. I did feel some pain right when it was happening and should've stopped, but stupidly didn't. Luckily it was only a small tear, with just a little bit of blood. Still don't know if it's fully healed yet... I guess time will tell.

 

[KungFuDude]

Yeah, I've had many penis injuries trying to hump the TV during an episode of 'Designing Women'. Heres a good remedy..

Get yourself some canola oil and epsom salts. Stir that up and drop your hammer in to soak for about an hour. Then get a grapefruit, cut it in half, microwave it for 35 seconds, press the warm halves onto the sides of your rocket and massage in circular motions for 10 minutes. Wrap it in cheesecloth, and let it heal overnight.

You should be good after that. :thumbsup:

 

[Quagmire33]

Yea groin strain

 

[dudee20]

No real injuries, but I got burned from candle wax once. Just a little blister.

A girl in HS was trying to give me a hickey and it didnt work. But somehow she ended up with a blood blister on her tongue.

 

[drdeath67]

I had TONS of sex with my girl within a few days but never came and I guess it built up and caused so much pain I could barely stand let alone walk!

 

[aBossa]

Is not an real injure, but once I caught "crab louses" from my girlfriend of then.

Too bad, it was the end of our relationship 'cause I was suspicious about the way she had caught those little bastards!

 

[Kingfisher]

Yes. A very painful bendy during a energetic session. :eek:

 

[Bi 4 life]

When I finished high school I was talking to this black chick who I wanted so bad. We were really open when it came to talking about anything. She told me her secrets about everything and vice versa. We were great companions and freinds and she knew how bad I wanted her. She showed me her huge dildo she had that was 10 inches long and very big. She told me that if I let her stick it up my butt and camcord it she would blow me while pounding my ass with the dildo. I said hell yeah. So its in my ass and shes really pounding while giving me great head and I am feeling pretty good. I get ready to blow and she sticks it all the way in my butt all 10 inches. I cum and it hurts soooo bad it felt like I was exploding or being ripped apart. I was very sore for about three days inside after that and the next time we did it and I came it had little pieces of dried blood in the semen that got caught in my shaft if felt like. Like pouring alcohol into a wound is the way it felt. It was like that for about a month every time I ejaculated with intense pain and dried blood along with a small amount of regular blood. Sometimes even when I would pee it was very painful and burning like fire. Then it got ok and no side effects since. Don't know what happened but people have told me that the size of the dildo compressed my prostate and semen passages so much that they probably ripped a little when I jacked. Word of advice: If you have a huge dildo or huge penis in your butt for the first time ever when you ejaculate then be careful and the best thing is to take it out most of the way before you blow. I always make sure even with any size dildo or penis now that only maybe the head is in when its feel good time.

p.s. That camcorded movie is probably still floating out there somewhere.

 

[enfirno]

I have had a rather bad abrasion under the hood of my dick, from a drunken blowjob gone terribly wrong.

I will never understand why I enjoy putting my most sensitive bits into moist places with two rows of teeth.

 

[lost1dc]

Tennis elbow. Does that count?

:rofl:
My friend got diagnosed with tennis elbow. but it's not from playing tennis.

I think the worst injury I had was sore balls. I was hammering hard while doing missionary to my ex and she was loving the pounding. Of course, with her noises when I pushed, I got excited and kept pounding fast and furious. I felt pain the next day since my balls were probably bouncing hard on her ass from the night before.

 

[Sicario]

When I finished high school I was talking to this black chick who I wanted so bad. We were really open when it came to talking about anything. She told me her secrets about everything and vice versa. We were great companions and freinds and she knew how bad I wanted her. She showed me her huge dildo she had that was 10 inches long and very big. She told me that if I let her stick it up my butt and camcord it she would blow me while pounding my ass with the dildo. I said hell yeah. So its in my ass and shes really pounding while giving me great head and I am feeling pretty good. I get ready to blow and she sticks it all the way in my butt all 10 inches. I cum and it hurts soooo bad it felt like I was exploding or being ripped apart. I was very sore for about three days inside after that and the next time we did it and I came it had little pieces of dried blood in the semen that got caught in my shaft if felt like. Like pouring alcohol into a wound is the way it felt. It was like that for about a month every time I ejaculated with intense pain and dried blood along with a small amount of regular blood. Sometimes even when I would pee it was very painful and burning like fire. Then it got ok and no side effects since. Don't know what happened but people have told me that the size of the dildo compressed my prostate and semen passages so much that they probably ripped a little when I jacked. Word of advice: If you have a huge dildo or huge penis in your butt for the first time ever when you ejaculate then be careful and the best thing is to take it out most of the way before you blow. I always make sure even with any size dildo or penis now that only maybe the head is in when its feel good time.

p.s. That camcorded movie is probably still floating out there somewhere.

Is that you FOX? Welcome back.


Carpal tunnel from jerking off too much.

Just kidding guys. . . just kidding! LOL!!!

:1orglaugh

 

[phunlee]

the whole painful blowjob thread got me thinking.

anyone sustain a sexual injury? a friend of mine, got a pretty nasty one once.

he was banging his wife, and was thinking he was a porn star (so he says) and said he was giving it to her really hard doggy style and his cock ran into her pelvic bone and it bruised to really bad. he said it turned black and filled with blood. he went to the doctor and they told him they had to make an incision around his cock, roll the skin down and drain the blood. he left after that. he said it went away on his own eventually.

yikes.

Do you think they were fucking with him?

 

[phunlee]

I was earning the $500 from the what amount of money would it take to do a gay act thread ( http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=245195 ), when the guy busted a huge nut in my eyes, it was stinging and I didn't notice the desk as I banged my head.

As I staggered for the door I stubbed my toe! To make matter worse I got my dick caught in my zipper as I was putting on my pants, so I could run to mom's house to tell her what happened!

 

[Ashleigh]

Had sex a little while ago after not having had sex in weeks, and becasue of that, he was bigger and harder because it had been awhile...anyways, I have a tiny pussy and he kept slamming my cervix, and it started bleeding Too much friction against a sensitive area I guess. It hurt for about four days to even touch my vag. :/

Oh and I got sent this massive dildo from a guy I know who owns a sextoy website...he sends me free stuff occasionally. Anyways, he sent me this dildo that was easily bigger than my forearm...actually it was probably the width of my bfs forearm. I wasn't gonna use it at first but had customers sayin "cmon try it, you should be able to ease it in"...so dumb me, went into the shower one nite to try it out, and stuck it to the bottom of the shower and managed to barely squeeze my snatch around it...but fucking thing tore something in my vag because yep, bled yet again. Felt like losing my vcard all over again and will never EVER put anything that fucking fat up my snatchypoo again. That dildo now makes a great paperweight on my desk.

 

[lost1dc]

Had sex a little while ago after not having had sex in weeks, and becasue of that, he was bigger and harder because it had been awhile...anyways, I have a tiny pussy and he kept slamming my cervix, and it started bleeding Too much friction against a sensitive area I guess. It hurt for about four days to even touch my vag. :/

Oh and I got sent this massive dildo from a guy I know who owns a sextoy website...he sends me free stuff occasionally. Anyways, he sent me this dildo that was easily bigger than my forearm...actually it was probably the width of my bfs forearm. I wasn't gonna use it at first but had customers sayin "cmon try it, you should be able to ease it in"...so dumb me, went into the shower one nite to try it out, and stuck it to the bottom of the shower and managed to barely squeeze my snatch around it...but fucking thing tore something in my vag because yep, bled yet again. Felt like losing my vcard all over again and will never EVER put anything that fucking fat up my snatchypoo again. That dildo now makes a great paperweight on my desk.

Could I kiss your boo-boo better?