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Ha! Ten years ago, I spooged into a wheatfield and a four-story shopping-mall stands there now! Beat that!
Welcome All Narcissistic Personalities
- Thread starter KungFuDude
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Small potatoes.
I splooged into a worm hole and created the expanding universe you little people call home.
tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
Well.I just strutt my stuff down the park and all the sexy ladies love to play with me - what else could a dog want 
I know you did. After I created you and gave you express permission to do it.
DrMotorcity
Don Trump calls me Pornography Man
This is an outstanding idea for a thread! I'm glad I thought of it!
And so are you.
And so are you.
But of course.
I thought that went without saying, but naturally you're right; one has to spell everything out to these heathens.
A thousand pardons for my transgression :bowdown:
[size=-2]PS: Far be it from me to cause any trouble, but I can't help but notice DrMotorcity's failed to thank you for making me clean his blackboard erasers.... *cough*hack*cough*[/size]
While I am here, loving myself, I can't stop thinking that I should be more adored by you people. So here goes some rules so you can learn and feel some kind of salvation in your lives:
1. Everything that i say is right
2. If you give me freeones points I promise you Heaven with rights to 666 donuts per day
3. I am always right
4. Wash your hands after wank yourself seeing freeones pages
5. Is better to you believe me
6. You should always try to pee as far as you can
7. whatever
and the list is not finished ... there are some mysteries that I'll not reveal until you recognize THE TRUTH.
See you.
1. Everything that i say is right
2. If you give me freeones points I promise you Heaven with rights to 666 donuts per day
3. I am always right
4. Wash your hands after wank yourself seeing freeones pages
5. Is better to you believe me
6. You should always try to pee as far as you can
7. whatever
and the list is not finished ... there are some mysteries that I'll not reveal until you recognize THE TRUTH.
See you.
DrMotorcity
Don Trump calls me Pornography Man
Erasers? For what use could I possibly have for... erasers? I never make a mistake.
Oh, and do something about that horrendous cough, my good man; you risk the chance of inadvertantly infecting Comanduc's cat. Remember, I was the one who got him the moderator-job; Comanduc got his from answering an ad placed in the Wayne County Shopping News and Legal Press.
god is in the microwave. one minute on high, stir, let sit for approx 30 sec. and devour.
after that: the workout, getting the swimtrunks around my beautiful, 556lbs ass,which the neighbours can stop looking at, and stepping into the deflating kiddie pool in the front yard. the pizza guy comes and doesn't dare to look at me, for i am far superior to him. after all, he works, i get free money from the bank to buy all the food i can handle. flies drop when they get near me, my aura is so powerful. i am the begining and the end. you all wish you were me. stop laughing at my life, i command you.
after that: the workout, getting the swimtrunks around my beautiful, 556lbs ass,which the neighbours can stop looking at, and stepping into the deflating kiddie pool in the front yard. the pizza guy comes and doesn't dare to look at me, for i am far superior to him. after all, he works, i get free money from the bank to buy all the food i can handle. flies drop when they get near me, my aura is so powerful. i am the begining and the end. you all wish you were me. stop laughing at my life, i command you.
Ya, I know you from "The Sims" of Maxis games.
And if you continue like that I'll expand the game with the expansion pack named "the Sims in the Zoo expansion pack"!
and give you to the hyenas.
So be nice please or else ... :crash:
I would've replied earlier, but I was busy sucking my own dick.
Now lets see, where were we.. how intelligent I am, how good looking I am, or how many people like me? I'll let YOU decide what we'll resume talking about.
Now lets see, where were we.. how intelligent I am, how good looking I am, or how many people like me? I'll let YOU decide what we'll resume talking about.
Just wanted to tell everyone about my penis.
When God gave it to me, he said there was one condition. He said, "Just don't fuck me with it, that shit is HUGE!"
Also, I am omnipotent, but not in the normal way. You see, my manjuice is so potent that it can impregnate anything: a woman, a man, a can of soup, a lego brick, Jupiter, an Atlantic salmon, a gum wrapper, a car, a television, even a black hole....I could go on forever, because I surely have the power to do so. Just for the record, my keyboard and I have given spawn to 3 umm...I guess they can be best described as "freaks of nature". It's not easy being omnipotent.
When God gave it to me, he said there was one condition. He said, "Just don't fuck me with it, that shit is HUGE!"
Also, I am omnipotent, but not in the normal way. You see, my manjuice is so potent that it can impregnate anything: a woman, a man, a can of soup, a lego brick, Jupiter, an Atlantic salmon, a gum wrapper, a car, a television, even a black hole....I could go on forever, because I surely have the power to do so. Just for the record, my keyboard and I have given spawn to 3 umm...I guess they can be best described as "freaks of nature". It's not easy being omnipotent.
I most certainly did not!
And FYI, I'm not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like me!
KFD:
someday I wake you up and then I let you peep closely your own life in "The Truman Show".
(Big Brother is watching you)
When I wake up, the Sun asks my permission to rise in case I want to sleep late.
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
KungFu...KungFu...it's a shame you have to suck your own dick. You mean you don't have a couple of busty girls waving fans over you and toweling off your brow constantly...like normal people do?? My how DOES the other half live...
If I didn't have, like, 1000 things to do right now, I might lend you my fan wavers. Whenever I want a BJ, I just lower these silk pajamas I wear and one of the girls...gets down to business...:thumbsup:
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
But to have girls sucking your dick isnt luxury. You can get a "bitch" who sucks your dick at every turn....Thats no big deal.
But to be able to suck your own dick...
Thats the true luxury!
