Why isn't Soccer popular in America?
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PlasmaTwa2
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Anything to keep a thread alive.impdaddy
Icecold322 is no doubt rolling in his grave. :dunno:
Vlad The Impaler
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I can't possibly imagine why not. I wouldn't doubt that Ice probably likes that shit too. I admit I Know nothing about that sport.
roronoa3000
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There's really a Rugby World Cup?
Does America even have a team?
Does America even have a team?
PlasmaTwa2
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Yeah, but I wouldn't get all excited like that. Canada's team is better.
roronoa3000
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PlasmaTwa2
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We're always the life of the party. Probably cause we are a nation of alcoholics.
Vlad The Impaler
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Ireland called, they want their kegger back.
Because every other sport is, can't be good at everything.
PlasmaTwa2
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Ireland can suck my awesome, hairy dick.
Vlad The Impaler
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Your dick maybe hairy, but I wouldn't go so far as to say it's awesome. I've seen better.:2 cents:
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Don't be gay. There's enough gayness in a soccer thread without you. :nono:
Vlad The Impaler
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See what I have to do to get this thread back on track.
Thanks for the reminder I think I might start a similar thread for Rugby now.:dunno:
1. Not enough scoring
2. We hate games in america were you cant use your hands
3. We already have Futbol.. we call it Football and its a manly game were guys get pummeled on every play and get back up and keep playing were as soccer they FAKE injuries all the time to get yellow cards
I respect the skill of the worlds best soccer players and teams and I watch the world cup every 4 years but.....
There is a better chance of America switching to the metric BEFORE we ever make soccer a big time sport in the states!
2. We hate games in america were you cant use your hands
3. We already have Futbol.. we call it Football and its a manly game were guys get pummeled on every play and get back up and keep playing were as soccer they FAKE injuries all the time to get yellow cards
I respect the skill of the worlds best soccer players and teams and I watch the world cup every 4 years but.....
There is a better chance of America switching to the metric BEFORE we ever make soccer a big time sport in the states!
roronoa3000
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When soccer players lose, they get killed. Americans don't want to be killed.
Maybe in your part of the country, but here in the West where we have sophisticated tastes, fresh local food, clean water and physical and mental agility beyond the average… well, we love our soccer.
Not to mention dirt bikes, MTB, snowboarding, skateboarding, rock climbing wake -boarding -surfing, martial arts, windsailing et al.
We did all that easy conventional stuff (we still love a good Celtics/Lakers feud), but we've just moved on to the harder stuff.
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
It. Just. Won't. DIE!
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