Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
Bacon is good but there is a vegeterian option :lame:
Bacon does not have a substitute. :nono:
"Have you ever seen a healthy-looking vegetarian? They look like sh!t! They're all gaunt and yellow. After a while, their bodies become intolerant of other things. I'll give you an example. I was out to lunch with a comedian friend of mine, and later in the day he said, and I quote, "I feel nauseous and I have a headache. That soup I had must have had beef broth in it." Your system's kickin' back broth? You're a manly man, aren't you?" -- Ron White