When you sperm in a woman, what's the first thought that enters your mind?

[Wizard Sleeves]

i think man that was the best 90 seconds of my day

Come on Bear, 30 seconds max is all you need, dont lie to us.

 

[The Thing]

Calling out another womans name. She will be so pissed off that she will make you leave.

 

[xfire]

Calling out another womans name. She will be so pissed off that she will make you leave.

Can't see the downside to that scenario. Dump your goo, moan some other chick's name, free ticket out the door. Brilliant!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Can't see the downside to that scenario. Dump your goo, moan some other chick's name, free ticket out the door. Brilliant!

Agreed.

It goes a little something like this:

Pump
Unload
Roll off
Fart
wipe cock on curtains
take last beer from fridge
exit

 

[Terry Sleeper]

"Shit! Did I put the cat out?!"

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

Calling out another womans name. She will be so pissed off that she will make you leave.

You've obviously never heard of the "buckin' bronco." Let me elaborate...

Get your bitch doggystyle, fuckin' the shit out of her right, grab her by her hair, lean on over and call her her sisters name, now hold on for the ride of your fucking life cause she's gonna be giving you the ride of the century.

 

[maildude]

"sperm?"

 

[Bottle34]

This bitch will be drippin for days!

 

[GodsEmbryo]

Next!

 

[bustybbwlover]

my balls are empty...not really anything i kinda zone out and enjoy the feeling

 

[Ziggous]

Only if you upgrade to the new woman 2.8.2

yeah but there sooo high maintenance

 

[ICanHasLogin]

"Wow! I just had sex!"

 

[julialee89]

"now where is my beer?" (every male should get two rewards after a job well done )

 

[feller469]

should I get the remote first, or grab her some toilet paper?

 

[BoboBrowne]

"That sure is a purty Adam's Apple you got there."

 

[Deepcover]

Redemption

 

[lurkingdirk]

"Thank goodness I finished quickly. She's already cooling off."

 

[julialee89]

You aint the only guy with that problem, lurkingdirk.

 

[Geoslithos]

I should really cuddle her now –zzzzzzzzzzz SNORE zzzzzzzzz SNORE

 

[Rane1071]

I hope she doesn't want to start "talking"