When you sperm in a woman, what's the first thought that enters your mind?

[Facetious]

Re: When you sperm in a woman, what's the first thought that enters your mind?

OH.............. MY................... Gawd! :surprise:



. . .after a dry spell anyways. :o

 

[Beerboy99]

I'd say the first thing that goes thru my head is, "fuck! I hope she's on the pill!"

 

[Ike Stain]

I'd say the first thing that goes thru my head is, "fuck! I hope she's on the pill!"

And then my next thought is:

"Fuck. I hope I didn't give her my real name!"

 

[lurkingdirk]

I tend not to think, I just weep.

 

[Legzman]

shit

 

[STDiva]

I always quote someone right after I cum in my girlfriend. A few of my favourites are...

"and that's the bottom line"

"asta la vista, baby"

"if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it"

 

[Ziggous]

"Oh no I spermed, when I actually ment to cum!!"

 

[Ike Stain]

"Oh no I spermed, when I actually ment to cum!!"

Without harping on the exceptionally valid usage of "sperm (v.) to ejaculate semen", any gender can cum and women can now ejaculate, so in fact, the sperm verb becomes even more necessary for exactness— only men can ejaculate semen, i.e. "sperm".

Look up "creampie" in Websters and I guarantee you're not going to find the usage that is standard on freeone. In fact, I pretty much guarantee it's not even listed there as a word. But we all know it's a word.

 

[Ike Stain]

I always quote someone right after I cum in my girlfriend. A few of my favourites are...

"and that's the bottom line"

"asta la vista, baby"

"if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it"

That is the coolest thing I have ever heard.

I am TOTALLY stealing that.

 

[lurkingdirk]

... and women can now ejaculate...

Only if you upgrade to the new woman 2.8.2

 

[wirez]

I just enjoyed the feeling. There weren't any thoughts in my mind.

This right here.

 

[Hot Mega]

That is the coolest thing I have ever heard.

I am TOTALLY stealing that.

Psst...Ike.. which one exactly so I'll know which one not to use 'after' I sperm in your girl...:o

 

[Ike Stain]

Only if you upgrade to the new woman 2.8.2

Just remember to bring your wetsuit!

 

[luis1972]

babies...?

 

[Ike Stain]

babies...?

Luckily, they now sell abortion in pill form.

 

[Straight Shooter]

Abortion:dunno:

 

[Ike Stain]

Abortion:dunno:

Exactly. Forced, mandatory abortions—it's the only path back to Sanity.

 

[absolutehell]

Hope Rose, Linda, Melissa, Tamara, Cynthia,.... never get a clue about it.

 

[Ike Stain]

Hope Rose, Linda, Melissa, Tamara, Cynthia,.... never get a clue about it.

Or you could just as easily be thinking "How can I get Rose, Linda, Melissa, Tamara and Cynthia all at the same time."

impdaddy

 

[Tha Mac]

Most of the times it's no thinking just feelings. But when I do think I just picture vaginas spread open that's pink, a nice well defined clit and beautiful lips.