When you sperm in a woman, what's the first thought that enters your mind?

[meesterperfect]

Sperm is not a verb!

 

[Ike Stain]

Sperm is not a verb!

Trust me, it is. (Just talk to my nephews.)

 

[Spleen]

Trust me, it is. (Just talk to my nephews.)

Your nephews are pretty fucked up, aren't they?

 

[Ike Stain]

Your nephews are pretty fucked up, aren't they?

As compared to the people that post on this forum? (including myself)

I'd say their heads are screwed on pretty damn straight.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I have on occasion decided to moan like Lex Steele just for the fuck of it.

I'd say Lex's jizz noise was more of a yawp .....

 

[alexpnz]

"Bitch better not spit that shit back up on my cock!"

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I'd say Lex's jizz noise was more of a yawp .....

I always thought it was kind of a yelp.

 

[HardatWork]

"Should've gone for the facial."

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I always thought it was kind of a yelp.

thought this deserved its own thread

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=5172427#post5172427

 

[xfire]

I ponder what excuse I'm going to come up with to get the fuck out of there. Making excuses to get out of a chick's house takes as much creativity as reasons for calling in to work.

 

[Spleen]

As compared to the people that post on this forum? (including myself)

I'd say their heads are screwed on pretty damn straight.

I didn't mean it in an offensive way, I'm not saying your nephews are insane or anything, but you've started a few threads about things they have said related to sex that they've got slightly confused over. I'd have set them straight by now...

 

[BlueBalls]

"Shit! The cops best never find this cunt."

 

[TheOrangeCat]

"Shit! The cops best never find this cunt."

Two thumbs WAY up!

 

[vodkazvictim]

There is no thought.
Same when I "sperm" in a woman, too.

 

[Ike Stain]

There is no thought.
Same when I "sperm" in a woman, too.

I wonder what René Descartes thought when he unloaded a huge stream of sweet ejaculate.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I wonder what René Descartes thought when he unloaded a huge stream of sweet ejaculate.

possibly ...... "Mon Dieu! Mon amour coule comme un fleuve de soie"

 

[Ike Stain]

possibly ...... "Mon Dieu! Mon amour coule comme un fleuve de soie"

Nice. Aside from being the father of modern philosophy, he was notorious for sperming in anything and everything that he could get his hand on.

 

[LukeEl]

Now the Apocolypse has begun! That is what enters my mind.

 

[Ike Stain]

Now the Apocolypse has begun! That is what enters my mind.

Sweet. You must be banging some serious demon-spawn.

 

[The Joker]

"You're going to give birth to a big maggot. And their delicious"