When you sperm in a woman, what's the first thought that enters your mind?

[Ike Stain]

Most of the times it's no thinking just feelings. But when I do think I just picture vaginas spread open that's pink, a nice well defined clit and beautiful lips.

too much infor-mation!

 

[Tha Mac]

They wanted to know

 

[PirateKing]

I'm hoping that my demon spawn won't rip her apart from the inside once it's concieved.

 

[Ike Stain]

They wanted to know

I'm just messin' with ya. Yer alright, kid.

 

[Ike Stain]

I'm hoping that my demon spawn won't rip her apart from the inside once it's concieved.

This is actually more common than one would think.

 

[PirateKing]

This is actually more common than one would think.

Well that's a relief, because if they're traced back to me then I would have to pay child support. Fuck that noise.

 

[CaptainNinja]

Qapla'

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

i think "i hope the retard sperm doesnt make it to the egg first." cause nobody wants a retarded kid, am i right? am i right?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

i think "i hope the retard sperm doesnt make it to the egg first." cause nobody wants a retarded kid, am i right? am i right?

Wizard Sleeves .... love the name. As in 'she had a cunt like a Wizard's Sleeve', a popular variation on the ever-popular 'cunt like a clown's pocket' simile ....

I am forced to rep you now.

 

[magicspore]

If one of my Phelps got loose , he's going for gold.

 

[Ike Stain]

I'm just glad nobody's first thought was, I love you mom!

 

[cmteagardin]

isn't it time for you to leave?

 

[Ike Stain]

isn't it time for you to leave?

I agree. A lot of people probably think that right after they spoot!

 

[thebear247]

i think man that was the best 90 seconds of my day

 

[Ike Stain]

i think man that was the best 90 seconds of my day

i like this guy!

 

[thebear247]

i like this guy!

awww thank you :shy:

 

[jjo_is4]

I hope I don't live to regret what I just did. :anonymous

 

[HeartBroker]

Thank God she's not alive!

 

[thebear247]

Thank God she's not alive!

wow um wow

 

[CunningStunts]

I hope I don't live to regret what I just did. :anonymous

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