What's the Drunkest thing you have ever done?

One time I walked into my girlfriends bedroom and had to ****. I didnt want to **** on the floor so i decided to open her purse and put it on the floor to **** in. She wasnt very happy at all:)
 
Punched a neighbor of my girlfriend at the time, fell down the stairs leading out of her apartment, yelled/mouthed off at a cop, got arrested. Loads of other stories too, but that one takes the cake. Bad night.
 
i only know this cuz one of my ex-girlfriends told me but one time i got black out ***** before we went over to my ex's ***'s house and once we got there we were watching the ring when i started talking about how the end was coming and how i would be instrumental in the demise of humanity and that mankind had made too many mistakes to continue their existence, i scared of my ex's ****** so much she left partly cuz of what i was talking about and because i was talking in a different voice the whole time too, then i ******* all over the floor and ****** out...heh good times
 
After a bout of crap tequila, I ended up heaving into the bushes outside a Elephant Bar (It's a restaurant) then looking up at the ****** inside having their dinner, and them watching me in revulsion, then unloading a second round on the window. I still wonder if they got their meal comped?
 
****** out in my drive way without any pants. Fuckin Mezcal...never again!
 
Pissed on my stereo.

***** on a girls vagina.

Took a **** in the middle of a campsite then ****** out. God knows how many people must have walked past me in the morning.

Fell ****** on top of possibly the most beautiful girl I ever managed to take home. That one still haunts me more than anything else.

Kissed a man.
 
emceeemcee said:
Until you **** and then proceed to defecate in the middle of said ****, you haven't really been *****.
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Oh no, I've done that. It's for amatures, didn't really see the need to include it in my post...
 
I think I was trying to get girls numbers or trying to feel up against their bodies (can't remember) only to **** right in front of them. Yes I got kicked out of the club :facepalm:
 
If I tell you I'd have to **** you...but the top 3 would probably have to do with:

- A stripper in vegas...

- The glow stick incident...

- Or the Rocky Horror show in New Orleans at Midnight on Halloween...

Toss up on which is the top.
 
Got out of bed in my underwear, needed to *** bad, the bathroom was occupied already, someone pucking his guts out, so just walked out to the balcony (a fourth floor apartment) and peed down whoever was walking by. I recreated it on my PS2 for you guys.

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I ***** on stripper and in a limo during my bachelor party. I don't remember anything after winning $500 bucks on a slot machine at the Mohegan but I woke up with only $100 and covered in ****. Fuckin friends couldn't even help me out of my **** clothes cuz they were ****** and *****. House wreaked that morning.

That was the only time I woke up and swore I would never ***** again.
 
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