What's the Drunkest thing you have ever done?

Tittyman5000

Tittyman5000

K

kitg21

One time I walked into my girlfriends bedroom and had to piss. I didnt want to piss on the floor so i decided to open her purse and put it on the floor to piss in. She wasnt very happy at all:)
 
Galactic

Galactic

Punched a neighbor of my girlfriend at the time, fell down the stairs leading out of her apartment, yelled/mouthed off at a cop, got arrested. Loads of other stories too, but that one takes the cake. Bad night.
 
B

bustybbwlover

i only know this cuz one of my ex-girlfriends told me but one time i got black out drunk before we went over to my ex's mom's house and once we got there we were watching the ring when i started talking about how the end was coming and how i would be instrumental in the demise of humanity and that mankind had made too many mistakes to continue their existence, i scared of my ex's sister so much she left partly cuz of what i was talking about and because i was talking in a different voice the whole time too, then i vomited all over the floor and passed out...heh good times
 
Kingfisher

Kingfisher

Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
After a bout of crap tequila, I ended up heaving into the bushes outside a Elephant Bar (It's a restaurant) then looking up at the family inside having their dinner, and them watching me in revulsion, then unloading a second round on the window. I still wonder if they got their meal comped?
 
Mr. Daystar

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Passed out in my drive way without any pants. Fuckin Mezcal...never again!
 
Spleen

Spleen

Banned?
Pissed on my stereo.

Puked on a girls vagina.

Took a shit in the middle of a campsite then passed out. God knows how many people must have walked past me in the morning.

Fell asleep on top of possibly the most beautiful girl I ever managed to take home. That one still haunts me more than anything else.

Kissed a man.
 
emceeemcee

emceeemcee

Banned
Smashed up a whole bunch of my parents stuff, plenty of drink driving. Probably other stuff but was too drunk to remember.....
 
Spleen

Spleen

Banned?
emceeemcee said:
Until you puke and then proceed to defecate in the middle of said puke, you haven't really been drunk.
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Oh no, I've done that. It's for amatures, didn't really see the need to include it in my post...
 
Deepcover

Deepcover

Closed Account
I think I was trying to get girls numbers or trying to feel up against their bodies (can't remember) only to puke right in front of them. Yes I got kicked out of the club :facepalm:
 
Petra

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
If I tell you I'd have to kill you...but the top 3 would probably have to do with:

- A stripper in vegas...

- The glow stick incident...

- Or the Rocky Horror show in New Orleans at Midnight on Halloween...

Toss up on which is the top.
 
Rezen

Rezen

I puked on stripper and in a limo during my bachelor party. I don't remember anything after winning $500 bucks on a slot machine at the Mohegan but I woke up with only $100 and covered in puke. Fuckin friends couldn't even help me out of my puke clothes cuz they were puking and drunk. House wreaked that morning.

That was the only time I woke up and swore I would never drink again.
 
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