What's the Drunkest thing you have ever done?

One time I walked into my girlfriends bedroom and had to ****. I didnt want to **** on the floor so i decided to open her purse and put it on the floor to **** in. She wasnt very happy at all:)
 
Punched a neighbor of my girlfriend at the time, fell down the stairs leading out of her apartment, yelled/mouthed off at a cop, got arrested. Loads of other stories too, but that one takes the cake. Bad night.
 
i only know this cuz one of my ex-girlfriends told me but one time i got black out ***** before we went over to my ex's ***'s house and once we got there we were watching the ring when i started talking about how the end was coming and how i would be instrumental in the demise of humanity and that mankind had made too many mistakes to continue their existence, i scared of my ex's ****** so much she left partly cuz of what i was talking about and because i was talking in a different voice the whole time too, then i ******* all over the floor and ****** out...heh good times
 
After a bout of crap tequila, I ended up heaving into the bushes outside a Elephant Bar (It's a restaurant) then looking up at the ****** inside having their dinner, and them watching me in revulsion, then unloading a second round on the window. I still wonder if they got their meal comped?
 
****** out in my drive way without any pants. Fuckin Mezcal...never again!
 
Pissed on my stereo.

***** on a girls vagina.

Took a **** in the middle of a campsite then ****** out. God knows how many people must have walked past me in the morning.

Fell ****** on top of possibly the most beautiful girl I ever managed to take home. That one still haunts me more than anything else.

Kissed a man.
 
emceeemcee said:
Until you **** and then proceed to defecate in the middle of said ****, you haven't really been *****.
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Oh no, I've done that. It's for amatures, didn't really see the need to include it in my post...
 
I think I was trying to get girls numbers or trying to feel up against their bodies (can't remember) only to **** right in front of them. Yes I got kicked out of the club :facepalm:
 
If I tell you I'd have to **** you...but the top 3 would probably have to do with:

- A stripper in vegas...

- The glow stick incident...

- Or the Rocky Horror show in New Orleans at Midnight on Halloween...

Toss up on which is the top.
 
Got out of bed in my underwear, needed to pee bad, the bathroom was occupied already, someone pucking his guts out, so just walked out to the balcony (a fourth floor apartment) and peed down whoever was walking by. I recreated it on my PS2 for you guys.

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I ***** on stripper and in a limo during my bachelor party. I don't remember anything after winning $500 bucks on a slot machine at the Mohegan but I woke up with only $100 and covered in ****. Fuckin friends couldn't even help me out of my **** clothes cuz they were ****** and *****. House wreaked that morning.

That was the only time I woke up and swore I would never ***** again.
 
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