What Should I Buy For My Lady On Valentine's Day?

Well, considering who is asking I would say some ointment and a bottle of 5 O'Clock. If you want to make it really special tear out some of those perfume samples from some of those ladies magazines.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

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I have come to find out that women like shoes. I also like women wearing sexy shoes. If you buy them for them, they will wear them. I think it is a sound investment and gift all at the same time.

BC is right, yo. SHOES! :drool2:

I kid. I plan to drink so much on the 13th that I don't wake up until the 16th.

Think I'm gonna join ya, Stiffy. :drunk:
 
make chocolate dipped strawberries for her. your grocery will have the chocolate that makes it easy right next to the strawberries. it will make for a good sex night for you

I think Gelson's, a local market by me, has some nice artistic stuff. Like usual with ladies, I find it's sometimes better to pay. I already get consistently sweet pussy from her but it'll be a little more sugary on the 14th.
 
I'd like to thank everyone for your contributions. I got my shit done in 45 minutes. I listened to Bob and stuck with the standard candy and flowers. We're having dinner at a nice Italian place. I feel the wind at my back now.
 
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