What Should I Buy For My Lady On Valentine's Day?

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
If you weren't talking Dino I would have gotten it sooner. Thanks Stiffy. I wonder what ever happened to The $100 Man.

His girly gave him the crazy eye and recruited him into a cult. I'm pretty sure he's collecting money at an airport.
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Candy, flowers, dinner fine. 500 bucks more and you know her only a few months? Why don't you just have your families get together for their approval. What a puss. The next thing you're going to tell us is that,"she's the one."





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Will E Worm

Conspiracy...

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
If you weren't talking Dino I would have gotten it sooner. Thanks Stiffy. I wonder what ever happened to The $100 Man.

Did you just fucking call me "Stiffy?" See you Thursday. Grudge match.
 
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/harley-spencer said:
Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 8826372, member: 579739"]Stick it in a pretty box and put some rose petals around it, that would totally work.

Thank you. I appreciate your post. Maybe be creative more than an act of commerce. Gonna try to concentrate because I'm much better as a clown than any kinda Casanova. Thanks again, Harley.
 
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/harley-spencer said:
Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 8826372, member: 579739"]Stick it in a pretty box and put some rose petals around it, that would totally work.
I've done that at dinner and had the waiter present it as dessert with the cover on.
 
I will tell you this Dino, just get her something nice that's not too cheap then cook her something nice and take her someplace where you guys can just walk around(provided you guys aren't in a food coma). You don't need to be super flashy just not the same o same o.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
The $20 Scratch Off Ticket.

She'll love you for life with 20 chances to scratch a winner.

:facepalm:
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
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bobjustbob

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