What Should I Buy For My Lady On Valentine's Day?

[bobjustbob]

Calphalon cookware with free shipping!

A one way ticket for her mom back to Philippines.

An Earl Scheib paint job.

20 game mini season ticket plan for the Dodgers.

A puppy ONLY if she doesn't think of it as livestock.


And if you listen to these guys talking about poetry, do that and use the $500 to help pay for a set of testicles.

 

[dakdak]

matching vibrating underwear with remote controls. when you go out to dinner swap remotes and get each other all vibrated up and ready for the hot hot valentines sex after dinner

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

matching vibrating underwear with remote controls. when you go out to dinner swap remotes and get each other all vibrated up and ready for the hot hot valentines sex after dinner

She has an extremely wet pussy already. It's like lowering my cock into a steamy swamp. If she wore vibrating panties to the restaurant the busboy would be mopping up her sop from under the table. She'd probably leave a trail all the way out to the parking lot too.

 

[assari]

I'm so confused. I don't know what to buy my girl.

This could be a subtle wink to her.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

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This could be a subtle wink to her.

We agreed she's gonna learn to cook some Chinese and Thai so I don't have monkey chow forced upon me all the damn time.

 

[Will E Worm]

You have to do this every year?

Sounds high maintenance.

 

[dakdak]

You have to do this every year?

Sounds high maintenance.

have you ever been in any kind of relationship?

 

[assari]

We agreed she's gonna learn to cook some Chinese and Thai so I don't have monkey chow forced upon me all the damn time.

Is it true that Filipinos eat monkeys?

 

[Will E Worm]

have you ever been in any kind of relationship?

Have you?

 

[dakdak]

Have you?

will is a confirmed virgin afraid of girls

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Is it true that Filipinos eat monkeys?

Not sure but maybe I was served some. I could relate to the food but not because of the taste. Did seem familiar for some reason.

 

[Will E Worm]

will is a confirmed virgin afraid of girls

You are a confirmed moron.

 

[dakdak]

from you?

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Give her a hundred dollars. I hear that works pretty good.

:rofl2:

Please, continue to make this reference. Long after I'm the only one that still appreciates it. It makes my day. In fact, it makes my hole weak.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Will E learned his ways with the ladies from watching the film Colors. A very wise and experienced Robert Duvall tells rookie Sean Penn a story that happens to be dripping with wisdom. Now Will E bypasses Valentine's Day as all the bitches come around giving him roses and candy on Super Bowl Sunday.

There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain.
The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows".
The older one says: "No son. Lets walk down and fuck 'em all".

 

[dakdak]

hole weak.

i see what you did there

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

it makes my hole weak.

wtf???

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

wtf???

I thought it was amusing to substitute "makes my whole week" for "hole weak" because, I dunno, anal prolapse, LULZ.

I know, I know.... if you have to explain the joke, it's not a good joke.

So to make up for it..... tits.

 

[bobjustbob]

Give her a hundred dollars. I hear that works pretty good.

If you weren't talking Dino I would have gotten it sooner. Thanks Stiffy. I wonder what ever happened to The $100 Man.

 

[CrimsonBolt]

What about writing her a poem? Some feelings just need to be expressed, and writing a love poem is one of the most creative and sincere ways to say what's in your heart, and how important she is to you.

here one for you Dino, ladies likes french language (don't know why but is effective)

Oh ma (use your girlfriend name, hope it's something like Isabelle) comme tu est belle.
Ouvre t'es petite cuisse, que j'y introduise ma grosse saucisse.
Oh ma belle salope, ne referme pas ta petite porte.
Ouvre ta petite bouche, c'est l'heure de la soupe.

like i said in the other thread, no need weed i'm naturally dumb :rofl2: