What Should I Buy For My Lady On Valentine's Day?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

The Christmas gift thread was decent so I thought I'd give this a shot. I'm so confused. I don't know what to buy my girl. I'm taking her out to dinner giving her flowers and candy too but want to get her a nice gift also. Any suggestions? Hopefully less than $500.

 

[Gape_Fan]

One $500 hooker. Or 500 $1 hookers.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I have come to find out that women like shoes. I also like women wearing sexy shoes. If you buy them for them, they will wear them. I think it is a sound investment and gift all at the same time.

 

[sean miguel]

Yes, flowers, candy, the vermont teddy bear, the candlelight dinner - the staples. Can you sing? Sing her Lionel Richie's Three Times a Lady. I did that once and reaped the rewards.

And tell her you love her filipino food lol.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

And tell her you love her filipino food lol.

That would be like presenting her with a bouquet of lies. We agreed she's gonna learn to cook some Chinese and Thai.

 

[SirHumper]

What about writing her a poem? Some feelings just need to be expressed, and writing a love poem is one of the most creative and sincere ways to say what's in your heart, and how important she is to you.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

One $500 hooker. Or 500 $1 hookers.

Yeah, my dilemma is more like "What lady should I buy on Valentine's Day?"

I kid. I plan to drink so much on the 13th that I don't wake up until the 16th.

 

[Chopper3000]

A friend of mine booked his gf in for a smear test on Valentines day. She wasn't his gf much longer after that.

 

[Johan]

A sex reassignment surgery. Are you tired of not being able to sit for days after the tow of you had sex ?

 

[cestmoi2010]

What about writing her a poem? Some feelings just need to be expressed, and writing a love poem is one of the most creative and sincere ways to say what's in your heart, and how important she is to you.

I was going to say the same thing. Any clown can open up their wallet and buy a woman something. A poem shows you took the time to think about her and how much she means to you. She will keep it forever - no matter if you get married or break up.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Give her a hundred dollars. I hear that works pretty good.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I was going to say the same thing. Any clown can open up their wallet and buy a woman something. A poem shows you took the time to think about her and how much she means to you. She will keep it forever - no matter if you get married or break up.

I think of myself as more of a clown than a poet so I ask the same question that I asked ladies when I was single and alone. "How much?"

Give her a hundred dollars. I hear that works pretty good.

Everybody knows 5 20s bring the honeys.

 

[RASQ]

http://www.theultimaterose.com/

 

[Bingo Dosel]

It's more important to fuck her good that day.

 

[D-rock]

You could always agree to sit around with her and talk about both your feelings,...except you know, pretend to like it.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

You could always agree to sit around with her and talk about both your feelings,...except you know, pretend to like it.

We're somewhat new so we're mushy enough to turn someone's stomach. Lotta goo-goo ga-ga nonsense. I'd hate myself if I looked at myself. I just wanna buy something good for her. She's a nice woman and not some moody cunt like I used to date.

 

[bahodeme]

You could get a 1/2 carat tennis bracelet or earrings for around $500. Just so you know just discussing Valentine's Day and jewelry makes me

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[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

You could get a 1/2 carat tennis bracelet or earrings for around $500. Just so you know just discussing Valentine's Day and jewelry makes me

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Best idea so far. I was thinking of that.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Christ, how long ago did I make that one?