>>> What is the monkey doing with the dildo? No posts? Earn double points!

[samurairol4]

" Damn...I meant to pull out a banana!"

 

[turf]

A horny desperate women scrubs an old box, suddenly arises a warm fog. Then a monkey appears and say: "I'm the genius monkey, and my mission is give maximum pleasure to all women"

 

[Wolie]

Monkeys!!! That has to Hurt....

 

[RogueAlan]

Uh-oh... if this is here, where did i leave the banana?!

 

[blueEyed_angel]

I learned it from watching you!!!!

 

[spryter]

Spike had all the makings of a great lamp. Now if only he knew about electricity.

 

[jort]

"And now, for my next trick I'll need a volunteer..."

 

[davewbush]

"Yes my ***, the monkeys in heaven do wear top hats and walk around with dildos."

 

[infin2g]

its time to quit monkeying around and time to get to business! Bend over baby!

 

[soneanima]

Mr. Gabriel, it would appear that it was not such a great idea.

 

[vinaymunda]

I can make this DILDO cum inside my HAT!!:drawheart:

 

[Fan28]

What? I have to insert it. Where??? ¡¡¡ I WAIVE !!!

 

[Raven Swallows]

For my next trick, I will stick this dildo in my hat and make it disappear. It beats the hell out of sticking it in my ass.

 

[Rock n`Roller]

That`s right, ladies. My set assistant is a magic monkey, for the next trick he will pull some lube out of his hat so we can shoot this scene. Besides the fact that I save money in dildos and stuff for my productions he has no paycheck at the end of the month, no employment charges, nothing! All he demands is that his ******, Kong joins the action and of course his monthly banana supply! Are you stretched enough for the big monkey? Don`t be shy, Ann Darrow liked him so much that they even started dating, didn`t you see the movie?

 

[CCTiger]

Now lets see how impressed Dorthy is with the Scarecrows "Brains"?

 

[nofatchx]

I told you these teeth aint for show.

 

[jaygod69]

I swear God its not mine here take it!!!

 

[baboo0620]

I get all dressed up for dinner and somebody replaces my fucking banana with this ****.

New contest!

I came across this rather bizarre image last week and thought it was a perfect image for this week's contest! Come up with the funniest comment/caption/situation for the image and win 200 points!

ANYONE can play, everyone will get 10 points for playing along, but for those who are lurking but never posting, YOU can earn 20pts for playing along!

Contest ends Friday, May 18th! Since I will be in the states for Exxxotica and the Miss FreeOnes awards, Anders will choose the winner and put up the new contest! (be afraid)

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The winner for last week's "What's going on in the photo" contest winner is tanktopsrule! Congrats and you'll get your 100pts credited to your account today.

Everyone else will get the 10pts credited to their account between today and tomorrow!

Here's the winning entry:

Richard: So James i bought you a new car for your birthday....... Say hello to Olivia a 1963 Opel Kadett, Oliver's new ******.

James: Permission to say Cock

 

[captnjack]

Silly Wabbit I told you to put your toys away when I do a magic show

 

[Shortshorts]

This booster could put the first rabbit into space.