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1. "Get this fake cock away from me, you're speaking to the monkey, not the organ grinder."
2. "I made a balls-up of that trick, this was supposed to be monkey nuts."
3. "Judging by my expression you can tell I made the other dildo disappear, just like my halo it has a ring to it."
4. "I asked for a hitachi magic wand, I didn't mean a dildo like this."
5. "This is not the kind of tip I expected to see in my hat."
2. "I made a balls-up of that trick, this was supposed to be monkey nuts."
3. "Judging by my expression you can tell I made the other dildo disappear, just like my halo it has a ring to it."
4. "I asked for a hitachi magic wand, I didn't mean a dildo like this."
5. "This is not the kind of tip I expected to see in my hat."
Damn it does look bigger shaved!
That's not where i left that!!!
Falling on hard times, David Copperfield took to beastiality at circuses to make a little extra change. The pre-nup with Claudia Schiffer was just too much.
the monkey freaked out after thinking he'd snapped his cock off spanking too hard
How to catch a rabbit out of a top hat!!
tadaaa!!
" For my next trick I will make this dildo disappear again" "spread 'em"
i swear its not mine!!Woman: Let me see if a visual will help you, honey. When you put your tiny dick in me, it's like putting this dildo in the hat. And that O-Face you think I am making is more like the expression on the monkey. So now you know part of the reason my lawyer had papers delivered to you this morning.
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