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[mb900]

I was playing with my cock so hard, I ripped it off.

 

[squallumz]

Professor Severus (Sn)Ape: Expecock Patronum!

anders was going to pick this one. it was a close call.

 

[duku]

shit happens

 

[Lrighty]

Who's Spanking who??

 

[Lrighty]

"Who's spanking who" is the best I could come up with this one. gives us another one. And I'm still writing this with one hand!!

 

[tie1lauj]

And for my final trick I'm going to pull a banan....., yeah, banana out of the hat.

 

[doobie322]

Quagmire taught his monkey a new trick.. Who else but Quagmire

 

[doobie322]

Victorias Secret for Simians launches their new Angel sex toy line

 

[bruce.enny]

Where did I go wrong? Instead of pulling a rabbit out of a hat, it was a cock. What am I, a primate?

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

This contest is over, but don't worry, there is a new one!

 

[Diamond]

"You've spanked the monkey, now it's pay back time!!"

 

[peji1981]

Dear ladies, these are for you. A hat for your head and a dildo for your hot pussy.

 

[ro'sf4l]

Reunited in the afterlife, Michael Jackson and Bubbles had a falling out.

sick but really damned funny..lol

 

[ro'sf4l]

Seeing how Dennis Rodman is now nearly broke.He had to hire cheap help for his latest sexcapade...Meet BoBo the dildo weilding butler ladies..Have fun...

 

[smoke818]

"And now, I'll switch this dick with the guy in the front row."

 

[lifebythedrop]

"Oh shit, if this is here... then where's the rabbit!?"

 

[bigdickmaster]

To answer your question, it looks like this. But bigger.

 

[christopherlong7]

When Ross gave her away, she had to make a living as a magicians assistant during erotic magic shows.

 

[lamarwynn]

A curvy gurl with natural boobs ; 25" waist & 38" hips and about 130-145 pounds. Yeah that's what popping out the hat Kelly Divine

 

[creds90]

Oh my God, she said it was already in her ass. I wonder what she has up in there?