>>> What is the monkey doing with the dildo? No posts? Earn double points!

[C.K. Lawrence]

Drumroll please... and now...

'Voodoo Monkey presents Magic Dildo, may we have a volunteer from the audience?'

 

[bobjustbob]

Nobody throws a Tupperware party like I do.

 

[Curiousbob]

I think he is gonna make it disappear in the hat and it is gonna reappear in his ass.

 

[PoorYorik]

"Go fuck yourself" said the monkey's friend, as he handed him a top hat with a dildo.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

 

[xdeng6]

I am the greatest magician in the history.

 

[C.K. Lawrence]

Congratulations 'insert newest 1000 post FO's member' on 1000 posts! :hatsoff:

 

[SabrinaDeep]

Trick or treat?

 

[Fan28]

Monkey deaf,I told you that you appear a bird,¡¡¡ not a dick !!!

 

[Mr. Hyde]

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After "Sprockets," Dieter's monkey had trouble finding legitimate work in show business. He fell into a hard life of drugs, eventually being spit out the bottom of the German porn industry. Here we see him in his last adult film "Would You Like to Touch my Monkey?"

 

[milesobrian]

I get all dressed up for that "Bachelorette" bitch and no rose?! She's not gonna make a monkey out of me...oh wait...

 

[Joelward69]

Bobo realized why the rabbits were so happy!

 

[Joelward69]

Unfortunetly for Ross, his monkey could satisfy Racheal better than he could!

 

[925random209]

"Psst, want to see some organ grinding?"

 

[Joelward69]

Scientology. Need I say more?

 

[djgordon]

this one will probably wont get a laugh, but hey itll get some groans!!

 

[Joelward69]

Charles could only stand there with a stupid grin on his face when he realized someone swapped his rabbitt for a dildo during the Wicked Witches annual talent show.

 

[koos koets]

Endangered species: Monkey's are doing it by themselves.

 

[6ty9]

Evolution: when it comes down to it - dildos, top hats and feather ears

 

[locomotion]

Now to make it disappear... bend over.