>>> What is the monkey doing with the dildo? No posts? Earn double points!

[C.K. Lawrence]

Drumroll please... and now...

'Voodoo Monkey presents Magic Dildo, may we have a volunteer from the audience?'

 

[bobjustbob]

Nobody throws a Tupperware party like I do.

 

[Curiousbob]

I think he is gonna make it disappear in the hat and it is gonna reappear in his ass.

 

[PoorYorik]

"Go fuck yourself" said the monkey's friend, as he handed him a top hat with a dildo.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

 

[xdeng6]

I am the greatest magician in the history.

 

[C.K. Lawrence]

Congratulations 'insert newest 1000 post FO's member' on 1000 posts! :hatsoff:

 

[SabrinaDeep]

Trick or treat?

 

[Fan28]

Monkey deaf,I told you that you appear a bird,¡¡¡ not a dick !!!

 

[Mr. Hyde]

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After "Sprockets," Dieter's monkey had trouble finding legitimate work in show business. He fell into a hard life of *****, eventually being spit out the bottom of the German porn industry. Here we see him in his last adult film "Would You Like to Touch my Monkey?"

 

[milesobrian]

I get all dressed up for that "Bachelorette" bitch and no rose?! She's not gonna make a monkey out of me...oh wait...

 

[Joelward69]

Bobo realized why the rabbits were so happy!

 

[Joelward69]

Unfortunetly for Ross, his monkey could satisfy Racheal better than he could!

 

[925random209]

"Psst, want to see some organ grinding?"

 

[Joelward69]

Scientology. Need I say more?

 

[djgordon]

this one will probably wont get a laugh, but hey itll get some groans!!

 

[Joelward69]

Charles could only stand there with a stupid grin on his face when he realized someone swapped his rabbitt for a dildo during the Wicked Witches annual talent show.

 

[koos koets]

Endangered species: Monkey's are doing it by themselves.

 

[6ty9]

Evolution: when it comes down to it - dildos, top hats and feather ears

 

[locomotion]

Now to make it disappear... bend over.