What is the latest BAD film you watched?

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
The Interview on Netflix. Maybe the North Koreans were really trying to do us a favor so we wouldn't have to waste our time watching this monument of celluloid garbage. Inane, toilet-humor and self-indulgent bad taste all around. Only movie I have ever given a "1" rating to on that medium and that's only because I couldn't give it what it really deserves....a zero.

You and I watched entirely different movies, then. Because that scene with the fake tittied Korean girls was the one redeeming aspect of an otherwise terrible movie. I think Franco IS as self absorbed as his character so it wasn't an actual acting job for him. I felt some sympathy for the Rogen character and having to deal with people like Franco but then he started making bud light commercials with that premature qewpie doll- looking twat and I can't stand him now.
 
I know it's hard to believe but this wasn't very good even after all the beer I drank.

Howling III: The Marsupials
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093227/


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A number of them although Spy being being the worst by a distance how this didn't win razzle awards galore I'll never know

1. Spy
2. Hunger Games
3. Batman Vs Superman
4. Man of Steel
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
Grandma's Boy

Inane stoner flick about a 30-something video game tester who has to move in with his grandma and her 2 wacko roommates. Although I will admit to chuckling at a few lines (due mostly to how ridiculous they were), this film is an otherwise waste of time....unless perhaps you need to be stoned to get anything out of it. Even the fabulous Doris Roberts couldn't save this one albeit Shirley Jones would definitely qualify as a certifiable GILF. Linda Cardellini is yummy as Samantha As well but otherwise, my advice would be to rearrange your sock drawer instead of wasting your time on this one. Proof that actors (and writers) will do anything for money.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0456554/
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
jason bourne

Really? My gal pal wants to go to the drive-in and see that next week. I saw the first one years ago and thought that it was just OK. I wasn't super crazy about it though. But she knows that I hate 99% of the crap that comes out of Hollywood and she thought this might be just good enough to warrant our first trip together to a drive-in. The Secret Life of Pets was one of the best movies that we've seen this year, if that tells ya anything. So compared to that, how bad is this latest Jason Bourne movie? I don't care for Matt Damon or Julia Stiles (anymore), so this may end up being a buzz kill night for me. :sheep:
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
Really? My gal pal wants to go to the drive-in and see that next week. I saw the first one years ago and thought that it was just OK. I wasn't super crazy about it though. But she knows that I hate 99% of the crap that comes out of Hollywood and she thought this might be just good enough to warrant our first trip together to a drive-in. The Secret Life of Pets was one of the best movies that we've seen this year, if that tells ya anything. So compared to that, how bad is this latest Jason Bourne movie? I don't care for Matt Damon or Julia Stiles (anymore), so this may end up being a buzz kill night for me. :sheep:

It's not that it's that bad a movie in and of itself. In fact, if you had (or have) never seen any of the Bourne flicks, you'd probably think it was a pretty good and entertaining film. Problem is, if you have seen the other Bourne movies, this will leave you cold because it's basically the same plot to get Bourne (this time by Tommy Lee Jones as the asshole and corrupt CIA nemesis du jour) and moves you no further to any form of closure than any of the other renditions. The twist about his father is really the only new aspect, otherwise, all the same characters but a lot with different names and faces.

Besides, Jason is starting to show his age. It's time to come in, Jason.
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
It's not that it's that bad a movie in and of itself. In fact, if you had (or have) never seen any of the Bourne flicks, you'd probably think it was a pretty good and entertaining film. Problem is, if you have seen the other Bourne movies, this will leave you cold because it's basically the same plot to get Bourne (this time by Tommy Lee Jones as the asshole and corrupt CIA nemesis du jour) and moves you no further to any form of closure than any of the other renditions. The twist about his father is really the only new aspect, otherwise, all the same characters but a lot with different names and faces.

Besides, Jason is starting to show his age. It's time to come in, Jason.

As we were leaving, we both agreed that it relied too heavily on car chases, fights and gun play to mask the fact that there was no real plot or storyline. We didn't hate it. But we didn't like it either. :flaccid: Plus, I knew what was going to happen to the Tommy Lee Jones character before it happened and who was going to save the day. Hollywood seems to have a formula that must be followed these days. I guess they use focus groups to decide which character is shown in a particular light (heroic, strong, evil, etc.)?
But neither of us had been to a drive-in in 30+ years, so we would have sat through The Secret Life of Pets and been happy. As a matter of fact, I'd rate The Secret Life of Pets as a better movie (or better entertainment) than this Jason Bourne flick. I'm convinced that the psycho bunny could take ol' Jason down.
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Went to see The Girl on the Train this past weekend. It started out as an interesting mystery/suspense flick. We'd really been looking forward to seeing it for some time. But by the last third of the movie, it began to morph into something that you'd see on Lifetime Movie Network. It went off the rails quicker than any train could (pun intended). Where it started out with a seemingly solid plot, it devolved into a purely feminist message movie, and nothing more. Every male in the movie, who was something more than a minor character, victimized women in some way, shape or form. The main character, who we thought was the cause of her divorce because she was a raging drunk, and the husband, who we thought was a patient guy who had to put up with her alcoholism and stalking... their roles were flipped. Turns out that he was a horrible, horrible sorry excuse for a man. He must pay for his sins and misdeeds against women (Stevie Wonder could see it coming down 4th Avenue). And she was actually the poor, innocent victim of his controlling behavior, infidelity and treachery. Even the secondary male character, the husband of the girl who went missing (who was also a victim of every male who had been in her life), was actually a controlling brute, who tempted our poor, recovering alcoholic protagonist with alcohol.

Save yourself some money and skip this turd. Just walk around chanting, "women good... men bad" for a few hours and send $25 to N.O.W. That will accomplish the same thing and you can spend 90 minutes doing something more interesting... like counting lint balls on your carpet.

Because of this movie selection, my girlfriend is no longer allowed to pick movies that we'll attend together. Hey, maybe some fragile, whiny SJW type will make a movie about me. :nanner:
 
A Million Ways to Die in the West.

I've had this movie on my dvr for more than a literal year, and finally got around to watching it. It's a Seth McFarlane movie, so I'm not sure what I was expecting, and it was just what you might expect: a bunch of toilet humor and over the top "shock-type" jokes that were raunchy simply for the sake. I guess I was hoping for more intelligent humor, or at least some high-brow references that took some knowledge to get, or maybe I thought the cheap laughs would be more enjoyable. They weren't. For what it was, it wasn't all that bad, but it wasn't any good either. Swing and a miss on this one for me.
 
Pacific Rim this was absolutely bollocks. CGI was good but the acting is awful and its just not funny.
 
Independence day 2.. I like the first movie and I think they could make much better sequel than this..
Agreed, a very big disappointment. Can't even believe I watched it to the end.
 
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