That Port Said story is just as ficticious as you think I am
Really? Whatever you say.
What does a blowjob feel like?
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Really? Whatever you say.
FOR SURE?! Ok then I feel better now.
Chances are you're 13 years old so hurry and get back from school so you can post another witty reply.
That's if the local bullies don't have you hung up on a flagpole with a wedgie.
99.9 percentile of what specific category? And where is your proof?
And what 'success' have you had?
All I see is a man(?) who has never been with a woman, goes to porn forums to ask what blowjobs feel like and to tell us he likes white women because they have 'the straight hair' and 'clean white skin', has a huge ego and possesses poor people skills.
Sorry to dwell on this mods, but I was curious.
Oh and Wikipedia doesn't count Porn0lover.
and after reading more posts, you were probably that loser in high school that everyone made fun of, and you wanted to kill em all, but you had your future at (insert college here), wah wah.
and if you're wondering what a beej feels like, maybe if you didn't treat people like assh0les You Might know. But until then it feels like this :nanner:
Re: College ...
bah...bah..bah...bullshit LOL CSU is not even top 10 thousand haha
bah...bah..bah...bullshit LOL CSU is not even top 10 thousand haha
phew dodged those bullies again! oh wait, actually I just came back from my investment club meeting LOL making SO much money on my in-the-money AMBAC calls.....do you have ANY idea what that means? LOL would a 13 yr old know how to do that...if so look out Buffet!!!
Feels like a dancing bannana...really? Sounds like I'm not the only one without a "beej" haha dude we both don't get any girls, we're on a porn forum for crying out loud!!! Do you honestly think Brad Pitt and Leo are on here? LOL I won't be either after I become an MD at G-Sachs:thefinger but for now I have to resort to freeones like you haha
Every guy likes white women dude LOL what did I say wrong...? What success have I had..hmmm...let's see, well forget Yale for a sec...my returns are 18% this year in a bear market...how do you like them apples?:crash:
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
So because i used 'beej' as slang, i apparently don't get any? Thats funny, why don't you go pay a hooker, or a slutty sorority chick, to suck you knob, go down on you, give you head, or for your Yale studyin ass, perform fellatio.
remember i already said they feel awesome,:blowjob: so i know what they feel like on a daily basis, you feel like a dancing banana :nanner:
so haha, maybe you should actually lower your standards and fcuk some ugly chick or fat chick. They never get action, and so when they do, they'll give you plenty of it.
Heres why!
1. Shes got money, because how else is she going to pay for all that food that made her fat in the first place.(or howd she get so ugly, by not buying make up and other chick sh1t) So you'll definitely get free meals from her instead of mommy and daddy.
2. She will fcuk the shi7 out of you. Because.. who wants to fcuk a fat/ugly bitch like Roseanne, Mama cass, or missy elliot?
Which brings me to..
3. She will suck you dick so hard! because she never gets action, and just so long as that fat bitch has something in her mouth, she'll be content on sucking it dry like a lolly pop.... or in the ugly chicks case, she might let you put it in her butt. or bust one out all over her face.
That's impressive.
But 18% of what? $1,000? $10,000? That's $1,800 profit. I wouldn't call making $1,800 per year in America as 'successful'.
And you didn't answer my question. 99.9 percentile in what specific category? And with what proof are you basing it on?
This is why most still think you're a kid ...
That's why most think you're still a kid.
So where did that money come from, since you're in school?
A lot of people go to night school, or go through various other, educational programs, and find themselves on-top if they are good.
You've been brainwashed that the school you pick is everything.
Unless you pull a 4.0 GPA, which gets you top offers right out of school, it matters little.
In fact, prior experience and an existing profile often holds far more weight than someone unproven.
Also, remember that arrogance can really shut some doors in your life.
Dude, you're beyond stereotypical.
That's why most think you're still a kid.
So you had money before you started, eh?
So where did that money come from, since you're in school?
Another indicator that you're just a kid.
A lot of people go to night school, or go through various other, educational programs, and find themselves on-top if they are good.
You've been brainwashed that the school you pick is everything.
Unless you pull a 4.0 GPA, which gets you top offers right out of school, it matters little.
In fact, prior experience and an existing profile often holds far more weight than someone unproven.
Also, remember that arrogance can really shut some doors in your life.
Daily basis...ofcourse LOL my mistake dude you must be a huge player. Most studs spend time jerking off on porn forums haha
Re: This is why most still think you're a kid ...
Oh yea I heard I-Banks recruit recruit at night schools too now, you're right, I think they hire straight out of HS now LOL
School means nothing yea, why would they care about school, I mean a 3.0 from Yale is just as good as a 3.0 anywhere LOL
Oh yea I heard I-Banks recruit recruit at night schools too now, you're right, I think they hire straight out of HS now LOL
School means nothing yea, why would they care about school, I mean a 3.0 from Yale is just as good as a 3.0 anywhere LOL
You clearly are not an investor...when investors speak they just state their returns...rarely do they mention starting capital.
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Re: College ...
Wow. A "Yale education" and that's the best you could come up with? It's official...you're in middle school. Tell your social studies teacher I said "hi".
Sure, so is Michael jackson, right?
Wow. A "Yale education" and that's the best you could come up with? It's official...you're in middle school. Tell your social studies teacher I said "hi".
And still you continue to avoid my question about 99.9 percentile and your proof.
No surprise.
Which is ...
No offense, but your attitude reflects the general issue I have with investment banking houses.
I say this as someone who worked on Wall Street for several years myself.
The lack of ethics at times and now, even worse, the "bailover fever" of Washington towards investment banks.
Bear-Sterns should have failed, instead of making a few, unethical people very rich.
It's the same reason I don't like Hillary Clinton and a few other politicians too, they have used unethical means, even if not illegal, to do destroy some people's lives in the name of self-interest.
Corporate profits are one thing, the wealth is distributed among shareholders, but unethical investments typically benefit only a few people.
You should like the same type of non-sense that I despise, and regularly ran into on Wall Street.
You utterly undo the balance in the "social contract" that is required for Capitalism to succeed.
I thank God people like yourself do not dominate Wall Street.
Unfortunately, it only takes a few with the right amount of existing capital to destroy the majority.
Which is becoming a major ethical issue right now with many investors mis-appropriating funds they should not.
No offense, but your attitude reflects the general issue I have with investment banking houses.
I say this as someone who worked on Wall Street for several years myself.
The lack of ethics at times and now, even worse, the "bailover fever" of Washington towards investment banks.
Bear-Sterns should have failed, instead of making a few, unethical people very rich.
It's the same reason I don't like Hillary Clinton and a few other politicians too, they have used unethical means, even if not illegal, to do destroy some people's lives in the name of self-interest.
Corporate profits are one thing, the wealth is distributed among shareholders, but unethical investments typically benefit only a few people.
You should like the same type of non-sense that I despise, and regularly ran into on Wall Street.
You utterly undo the balance in the "social contract" that is required for Capitalism to succeed.
I thank God people like yourself do not dominate Wall Street.
Unfortunately, it only takes a few with the right amount of existing capital to destroy the majority.
ACtually i do get pussy quite often, which i'll have to thank your mother for. HOWEVER! how can i really jack off to these forums whenever someone posts a link like www.wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf? or www.wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf? it comes up as wtf? hmm??? its pretty lame how there are such strict 'rules' on forums these days. SO good luck finding that blow job, which will most likely be from some bitch with snaggle-teeth. and god bless you, you 25 year old virgin. secrest out!
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