What does a blowjob feel like?

Not everyday you talk to a future Yale grad huh?
Actually, I've done work for both Harvard and Yale. I've talked to many of their grads.
In fact, I see a huge difference between a grad and a student, especially underclassmen.
There is a reason why many underclassmen get nearly "hazed" by upperclassmen and graduates.
It's because it helps keep their attitudes in check.

Dude, my Alma Mater, while not quite as well known as others, dominates in several EE contests year-in and year-out.
But that doesn't mean I go around slapping that in the face of others, especially because my professional peers and how I treat them with respect is far more important.
In fact, it rarely comes up, until someone starts talking about how great their Alma Mater is in various contests.

And that's when I say, "oh, I went to xxx."
If they are really familiar with the contest, they go, "oh man, you guys even beat MIT, Stanford and even Carnegie Mellon -- wow!"
If they are not, they will still go look up the results, and find out for themselves.

LOL nice I bet for an inferior...that's ok you shouldn't come on this board just for intelligent, talented people like me. Just b/c I'm in Yale doesn't make me far superior to you, I consider myself equal to you and everybody on this board. I do hope my stay on here lasts a while.
Dude, why not stop reminding everyone you go to Yale, and just enjoy the board.
We're not here to flash our credentials, and even I have been avoiding many threads as of late where I could be considered a very rare expert.
E.g., I have show such repeatedly -- with my answers causing the "poll" to be removed on Moon Landings thread (where half of the board thought they were).

It's not worth it, especially if you really want to get a blow job.
A lot of it has to do with personality, not credentials, and God knows that's how I got mine.
Despite some of my friends in high school going off to Ivy League and a couple even graduating.
 
I've had 3 or 4 very very brief bj's, courtesy of my wife. I savored every second. Wish they were more frequent and more intense, but she has a very low threshold on her gag reflex. We'll keep working on that....
 
I've had 3 or 4 very very brief bj's, courtesy of my wife. I savored every second. Wish they were more frequent and more intense, but she has a very low threshold on her gag reflex. We'll keep working on that....

Be happy it's that way (if she makes some progress). I have the opposite. At the beginning of our relationship I got two BJs per day from my gf, really long and drooly ones. Now they've got rarer and rarer every year.

But, well, I'm still getting some, thankfully.
 
Why do women do that?

Be happy it's that way (if she makes some progress). I have the opposite. At the beginning of our relationship I got two BJs per day from my gf, really long and drooly ones. Now they've got rarer and rarer every year.
But, well, I'm still getting some, thankfully.
Why do women do that?
Why don't they just do what they like and not just do something they don't?
Or what they won't do as much in the future for whatever reasons?

I never expected any of my lovers to give me BJs.
My wife just loves them, and always gave them, because she does.
If she did not, then I would have not expected them.

It seems to be way too common that women change their sexual giving as the relationship progresses.
Something is just wrong with that.
It sets the wrong expectations and goes against the "be yourself" requirement.

On another note, at least the "era of investment banking is over."
We're not getting a "hi, I'm a Yale student, and I'll get blowjobs every hour, and twice per hour on Sundays, after I graduate" in this thread anymore. ;)
 
If the girl does it well it's one of the finest things you'll ever experience. And blowing your load inside a mouth's girl is just... awesome.

However, the unfortunate truth is there are alot of girls that give really bad blowjobs. Teeth is a bad thing and it's something that isn't uncommon, as well as girls that just go through the same motion again, again and again with no variation. I once had one from a girl who never used her hand once (hand is very important IMO), nor her tongue. She was just bobbing up and down for 10 minutes and didn't even vary how hard she was sucking.
 

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Blowjobs are like bologna sandwiches: if you get the beef bologna, then you have a good sandwich. But if you get that crappy turkey bologna, you're gonna have a so-so sandwich. Then there's the bread: if you use white bread, it's better than wheat bread. And beef bologna tastes better if you don't put mustard or Miracle Whip or any of that type of junk on it. So the point is, if you're going to buy bologna, make it beef bologna. But check the expiration date at all times. Otherwise you could get botulism.
 
In the right mouth of a girl it's soft, wet, and very intense at times, especially when she knows how to suck. I can cum very quickly or not at all it all depends on the skills of the girl.
 
I'm just like the OP (wonder if he's gotten one by now); I've never had a sexual experience. I've actually been jacking off almost exclusively to blowjob videos since the age of 13. Getting a blowjob has been my number one fantasy since that age (I'm 23 now). I totally relate to the OP. They look incredible and I feel deprived.

:drool1:
 
yeah, they are nice, ranging from "it's nice that it's in there, just wish she knew what to do" to totally fucking mind-numbing.

p157, seriously, pay a hooker. idk if you're a virgin or not, but maybe not lose your virginity to a hooker - but get a blowjob from one if you've never had one.
 
A blowjob is just like the Matrix. You have to see...erm, I mean experience it for yourself.
 
My last gf was a terrible dicksucker. Terrible. That always pissed me off when we were doing 69 or she went downtown, but at the same time that confirmed she wasn't some damn pro who'd been with 50 other guys.

I do wish she could have sucked me like a beach ball through a pile of hose at least once, but either way, I nailed her for almost every day for four years. It was all good.
 
Being able to give good head isn't necessarily dependant on experience. My last girlfriend had only slept with one guy before me, and - to my knowledge - never given head, but she was really good after the first time. Even swallowed.
 
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