What does a blowjob feel like?

[Tawnie]

HAHAHA!!:1orglaugh

You know when your girlfriend grabs your balls really tightly because you accidentally pinched her nipple a bit to hard...........yeah? Or is that just what mine does :dunno:



Well.......it feels nothing like that

 

[LBP 76]

What does going to Yale have do with getting blowjobs...please explain the connection...maybe you should think before you type, it might help. I'm just a freshman in school and pretty shy with girls, (and all I do is study I think LOL) so hopefully I find out soon the party are pretty wild up here.

Man, don't sweat it. Unless you are a 90 year old freshman, you'll find out all about it.

I guarantee you one thing; the more you think about it, the less you will enjoy it when it does happen.

 

[LBP 76]

It's uncomfortable as hell. It keeps hitting the back of your throat and it's hard to breath, especially when you have a stuffy nose. And the hand pressing on the back of your head, accompanied with the "suck it bitch" from the man with the tear-drop tattoo is annoying as hell too.

Thank god I got paroled early!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

 

[BlueBalls]

What does going to Yale have do with getting blowjobs...please explain the connection...maybe you should think before you type, it might help. I'm just a freshman in school and pretty shy with girls, (and all I do is study I think LOL) so hopefully I find out soon the party are pretty wild up here.

If your not getting blowjobs at university your not using your time there in the correct way. You dont think that furthering your learning is what its for do you? :rofl:

 

[tubuler]

What does going to Yale have do with getting blowjobs...please explain the connection...maybe you should think before you type, it might help. I'm just a freshman in school and pretty shy with girls, (and all I do is study I think LOL) so hopefully I find out soon the party are pretty wild up here.

Dude, don't even sweat this shit right now. Just concentrate on getting that Yale degree and using it to make a shitload of money. Once you've done that, the blowjobs will come pouring in.

 

[Porn0Lover]

Dude, don't even sweat this shit right now. Just concentrate on getting that Yale degree and using it to make a shitload of money. Once you've done that, the blowjobs will come pouring in.

LOL good point dude girls do LOVE money, yea my classes are gonna be pretty tough I think so I'm not sure how much partying I can do. And another thing, girls at Yale are nothing to write home about so I think I can wait a little bit! LOL

 

[Peter Gazinya]

Dude, don't even sweat this shit right now. Just concentrate on getting that Yale degree and using it to make a shitload of money. Once you've done that, the blowjobs will come pouring in.

He's right. You graduate, move south to NYC, and get a good job on Wall Street. A nightly, well performed blow job should cost you no more than $200. Chump change for a mover and shaker like you :thumbsup:

And if you need a guide to navigating this lifestyle, I suggest you watch the movie "American Psycho".

 

[Porn0Lover]

LOL good point but if your a big banker on wall street you don't have to pay for sex women just come to you, they see the money, power, ambition, success, status, etc....

 

[Peter Gazinya]

LOL good point but if your a big banker on wall street you don't have to pay for sex women just come to you, they see the money, power, ambition, success, status, etc....

Oh, I didn't know that.

 

[Porn0Lover]

yea those guys have the life, but don't forget they do work 100 hour work weeks so it isn;t that glamorous, yea you get a lot of money and beautiful women, but it's a big sacrifice too

 

[Torre82]

LOL good point but if your a big banker on wall street you don't have to pay for sex women just come to you, they see the money, power, ambition, success, status, etc....

And you're going to start out as a 'big banker'?

Ugh.. if I had a dollar for every college student.. or even college grad that didnt know reality was going to hit them like a ton of lard. Bricks. Lardbricks. It's like.. petrified fat.

Ahem. Get laid already, kid.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

No idea..........my gf quit giving em a looooooooong tima ago and I drink too much to remember what happened that long ago.

 

[tubuler]

He's right. You graduate, move south to NYC, and get a good job on Wall Street. A nightly, well performed blow job should cost you no more than $200. Chump change for a mover and shaker like you :thumbsup:

And if you need a guide to navigating this lifestyle, I suggest you watch the movie "American Psycho".

Christian Bale - "I heard he was part of that whole 'Yale thing'."

Willem Defoe - "What 'Yale thing'?"

Christian Bale - "Well he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That 'Yale thing'."

 

[gunslingingbird]

And you're going to start out as a 'big banker'?

Ugh.. if I had a dollar for every college student.. or even college grad that didnt know reality was going to hit them like a ton of lard. Bricks. Lardbricks. It's like.. petrified fat.

I wish someone would tell that to my girlfriend. She got her Bachelor's last year and this year she got her teaching credential, and now she thinks that any job that isn't teaching is below her. She's broker than fuck, yet she won't even consider getting a part time job anywhere ther than at a school because she "doesn't wanna give up on her major yet." For fuck's sake, SHE HASN'T EVEN STARTED TEACHING!!! The last 3 months she's just sat around the house waiting for a school to call her up and offer her a job, but she's always bitching about how she needs money and wants a job. Fuck! [/rant]

 

[Ballsdeepz]

What does going to Yale have do with getting blowjobs...please explain the connection...maybe you should think before you type, it might help. I'm just a freshman in school and pretty shy with girls, (and all I do is study I think LOL) so hopefully I find out soon the party are pretty wild up here.

Either:

1) you're full of shit

or

2) You're in college and no chick has found you attractive enough to put your junk in her piehole.

Basically if this is the case, then yea...worry about the money...b/c it's the only way you're going to get them in the future.

Age isn't the reason you're not getting women. Find the reason and FIX IT or the problem will only get worse with time (a woman in her mid 20's has no interest in a guy who can't fuck and has never had a mature relationship)

 

[member979979]

sorta like puttin' petro gelly all over your member and capping it off with the vacuum hose at the "do it yourself" coin - carwash.

A buck fifty and a dallop of jelly and you're good to go . . . I guess :dunno:

LOL :1orglaugh

 

[The Paulinator]

Put your finger in your mouth and rub against the inside of your cheek. Take note of the warmth, and how it moves almost without resistance. Now imagine your penis involved in all that slimy goodness.

Oh hell yeah.

To me the true beauty of a BJ is that, while engaging in sex, it is only I who experiences pleasure, with the combined excellence of her being incapable of TALKING.

Double win!

 

[TheAdmiral]

Either:

1) you're full of shit

or

2) You're in college and no chick has found you attractive enough to put your junk in her piehole.

Basically if this is the case, then yea...worry about the money...b/c it's the only way you're going to get them in the future.

Age isn't the reason you're not getting women. Find the reason and FIX IT or the problem will only get worse with time (a woman in her mid 20's has no interest in a guy who can't fuck and has never had a mature relationship)

*takes notes*

 

[radioman]

I guarantee you one thing; the more you think about it, the less you will enjoy it when it does happen.[/QUOTE]

so true

 

[LBP 76]

(a woman in her mid 20's has no interest in a guy who can't fuck and has never had a mature relationship)

What a load of chauvanistic nonsense. Every women is different. But I am sure that whether a guy can fuck is not at the top of most women's lists. Certainly not if they are over 25.
25 yr old woman to her date: 'Oh, I'm sorry. You're successful, gorgeous and just my type...but you haven't fucked enough for me to go out with you any more'.
Yeah right.