What does a blowjob feel like?

[efeezy]

To the first gentleman who use the "warm apple pie" line...Nice work, you had to be quick to pull that off.

To the gentleman who used the "bag of sand" line...that wasn't lost on everyone..I thought it was funny.

To the original poster...find a girl who smokes. Chicks who smoke will put anything in their mouth.

 

[Peter Gazinya]

To the first gentleman who use the "warm apple pie" line...Nice work, you had to be quick to pull that off.

To the gentleman who used the "bag of sand" line...that wasn't lost on everyone..I thought it was funny.

To the original poster...find a girl who smokes. Chicks who smoke will put anything in their mouth.

While it is a usually very reliable barometer, it is not ALWAYS true. My girlfriend smokes but getting my cock in her mouth these days requires an act of congress. If she wasn't the coolest chick I've ever met she'd probably be down the fuckin' road. Oh the quandary.

Nonetheless, "find a girl who smokes" is probably the best advice in the whole thread. I'm probably dating the only known smoking non cocksucker :crying:

 

[don_equis]

Well if the girl is into it, then it's pretty fucking good. The ones that have a pierced tongue feels kinda weird if you ask me. I once could not cum and this korean babe kept pulling off and trying to jack me off with her pretty hands, so I told her that I was not ready to cum and when she went back to suck I decided to cum in her mouth and it came out with such force that she swallow it all, now that was so hot, by the way she was wearing a nice white night dress with her tight 18 year old body, I would never forget that experience. Of course she was mad at me for not telling her that I was about to cum, but guess what she started to call me more often when I was away from her, anyways it is more like howe perverted your mind is while a woman sucks you wit their sweet lips. Go for it!

 

[Ballsdeepz]

What a load of chauvanistic nonsense. Every women is different. But I am sure that whether a guy can fuck is not at the top of most women's lists. Certainly not if they are over 25.
25 yr old woman to her date: 'Oh, I'm sorry. You're successful, gorgeous and just my type...but you haven't fucked enough for me to go out with you any more'.
Yeah right.

If the guy is a stud in every department but the bedroom there is some wiggle room. HOWEVER, most guys that aren't good in bed usually have a host of things that go along with it.....rarely better than average looking (good looking guys get more experience, they're the ones drunken women throw themselves at), usually have confidence issues, etc....

So if the guy has all these minor issues AND he sucks in bed....the kind of bad that will take 6 months of practice to fix....and maybe never be amazing...then a lot of women will just look elsewhere, depending on how high sex rates on their list.

I mean you can always go out and find a woman who doesn't like sex....that'll solve the problem.

 

[LBP 76]

If the guy is a stud in every department but the bedroom there is some wiggle room. HOWEVER, most guys that aren't good in bed usually have a host of things that go along with it.....rarely better than average looking (good looking guys get more experience, they're the ones drunken women throw themselves at), usually have confidence issues, etc....

So if the guy has all these minor issues AND he sucks in bed....the kind of bad that will take 6 months of practice to fix....and maybe never be amazing...then a lot of women will just look elsewhere, depending on how high sex rates on their list.

I mean you can always go out and find a woman who doesn't like sex....that'll solve the problem.

There is a heck of a lot more to sex then technique. Technique is easy to learn. The others? Much harder.
And there are many people that have fucked 100's of times and they still suck at it.

 

[low42]

It feels like a big bag of sand.

:rofl: I gotta watch that movie now...

 

[ElStupido]

it hurts

 

[ChefChiTown]

I don't know, I can't reach.














Get it now? Mmmkay.

 

[jrollin]

like a bag of sand.... what?

 

[BlueBalls]

like a bag of sand.... what?

Watch more movies starring Steve Carell.

 

[Porn0Lover]

1) you're full of shit

Why would I lie to a board of people I've never even met? LOL If you're on this board posting away then you probably haven't gotten any either sorry...I know a lot of studs that play sports and get a lot of hot women, they don't waste their time on porn forums. Don't question my integrity just for asking a simple question, just because I'm better than you doesn't give you the right to insult me. My cousin never had a gf, or any woman that I know of, till he got married at 28 and he turned out fine. He went to Princeton, and now manages his own hedge fund (you probably have no idea what that is) at just 32, and oh yea his wife modeled for 3 years. I'm not worried about not being experienced with women at all, I just had a simple, fun question, so leave me alone. If you think I'm bullshitting than just ignore my posts, but don't start trouble.

 

[LBP 76]

Why would I lie to a board of people I've never even met?

People do it all the time. If I tell you I am George W. Bush's disowned, illegitimate son, do you believe me?

just because I'm better than you

NO, you're not. No one is better then anyone.

If you think I'm bullshitting than just ignore my posts, but don't start trouble.

saying 'you ar full of shit' is very rude, but it is an opinion. One he is entitled to. If you want to post here I suggest you get used to people disagreeing with you.

 

[Porn0Lover]

People do it all the time. If I tell you I am George W. Bush's disowned, illegitimate son, do you believe me? NO, you're not. No one is better then anyone. saying 'you ar full of shit' is very rude, but it is an opinion. One he is entitled to. If you want to post here I suggest you get used to people disagreeing with you.

First of all he didn't disagree with me, he accused me of being dishonest...dude get a dictionary, look up the word disagree...If I say something, and you say you are "full of shit"....that's not exactly the same thing. Yes I am better than him, I've done well in life trust me (ok accept with women LOL). Why do people lie on here? IDK Dude, do you honestly think I'd lie about being a virgin? WTF You believe that but the fact that I go to Yale you don't believe? Yale isn't that big of a big deal, practically half my family went to the Ivy League LOL I have no reason to lie, If I did I'd say I bang hot girls every night and have a 2 foot cock LOL

 

[ChefChiTown]

What does a blowjob feel like?

It feels like the best 39 seconds of my life.

 

[CunningStunts]

It feels like the best 39 seconds of my life.

:rofl:

Nomination for Post of the Year!

Yeah, a good bj is just about the BEST feeling I can think of in life... but I can't really describe it any more than I could describe the color red to a blind man. Either you know it, or you don't.

 

[Porn0Lover]

LOL good answer I bet they feel fucking awesome can't wait till I get one.

 

[CunningStunts]

LOL good answer I bet they feel fucking awesome can't wait till I get one.

I should add that if it's done poorly, it can also be some of the worst pain you'll ever feel in your life

Cheers, take your time, enjoy life.

 

[Ballsdeepz]

Why would I lie to a board of people I've never even met? LOL If you're on this board posting away then you probably haven't gotten any either sorry...I know a lot of studs that play sports and get a lot of hot women, they don't waste their time on porn forums. Don't question my integrity just for asking a simple question, just because I'm better than you doesn't give you the right to insult me. My cousin never had a gf, or any woman that I know of, till he got married at 28 and he turned out fine. He went to Princeton, and now manages his own hedge fund (you probably have no idea what that is) at just 32, and oh yea his wife modeled for 3 years. I'm not worried about not being experienced with women at all, I just had a simple, fun question, so leave me alone. If you think I'm bullshitting than just ignore my posts, but don't start trouble.

lmao....a little slow with your reply? Guess you had to spend thinking up of witty comebacks such as "just because i'm better than you" LAWL.

Seriously dude I still think you're trolling. But if you're not you just showed why no woman will be with you. You have the personality of an inbred royal.

 

[LBP 76]

First of all he didn't disagree with me, he accused me of being dishonest...dude get a dictionary, look up the word disagree...If I say something, and you say you are "full of shit"....that's not exactly the same thing.

Okay fine. He is allowed to disagree with you also.

Yes I am better than him, I've done well in life trust me (ok accept with women LOL).

How can you know that you are better then someone that you don't even know?

 

[Porn0Lover]

lmao....a little slow with your reply? Guess you had to spend thinking up of witty comebacks such as "just because i'm better than you" LAWL.

Seriously dude I still think you're trolling. But if you're not you just showed why no woman will be with you. You have the personality of an inbred royal.

Not quite as quick as you are at posting on a porn forum, ya got me there LOL maybe b/c I have stuff to do unlike you LOL what do you do for a living...probably nothing good if you pratically live on a porn forum haha watch I bet he replies within a day