Wanking at work

[thewasteland]

I just got the urge today! Pretty slow day at the office and I cracked a boner.
The girl who sits opposite me has got a seriously tight body, and was doing nothing to conceal her nice plump tits. What's a guy supposed to do?!

I'm pretty sure I'm not alone in the male community getting up to such business in the work place, or am I?
Just thought I would share that with the world...it was pretty much the highlight of an otherwise mundane start to the week.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I hope you don't work in the cafeteria

 

[assholebythedoor]

you don't have anything to worry about.

 

[banane18021802]

i did once. our team assistant was so bloody hot. so i want wanking in the toilet

 

[raynman68]

In the United States, someone getting caught masturbating at work has been used as grounds to be fired. In addition, depending on the workplace it could result in being arrested and possibly even being forced to register as a sex offender if convicted.

 

[thewasteland]

In the United States, someone getting caught masturbating at work has been used as grounds to be fired. In addition, depending on the workplace it could result in being arrested and possibly even being forced to register as a sex offender if convicted.

Wow - welcome to the thread Sir Buzzkillington

 

[Will E Worm]

I hope you don't work in the cafeteria

Sausage handler.

In the United States, someone getting caught masturbating at work has been used as grounds to be fired. In addition, depending on the workplace it could result in being arrested and possibly even being forced to register as a sex offender if convicted.

What!?

 

[Dawn]

I did.

And it wasn't in USA

 

[banane18021802]

i was in the toilet.... cabin.. will the guy forcing the toilet door also get arrested?

 

[Timbobjambo]

Impressive that you guys are able to do this. I can't even imagine myself taking a crap at work.

 

[silent_blue]

I just got the urge today! Pretty slow day at the office and I cracked a boner.
The girl who sits opposite me has got a seriously tight body, and was doing nothing to conceal her nice plump tits. What's a guy supposed to do?!

I'm pretty sure I'm not alone in the male community getting up to such business in the work place, or am I?
Just thought I would share that with the world...it was pretty much the highlight of an otherwise mundane start to the week.

I think you were showing you are a normal healthy male and you found the girl attractive. I wish more people could accept that abaout men, keep it up guys

 

[squallumz]

ive done it a ton of times. no biggie.

 

[MikeyK]

I worked in an office once with a smoking hot coworker. I fantasized about her all the time. I wacked off in the bathroom once. I just went in the stall and jerked into the toilet. Jerking off at work shouldn't be that hard.

 

[titsrock]

Welcome to Freeones Senator Craig.

OP: this is actually a criminal offense in the U.S. You should NOT WANK at your company. A better use of your BONER would've been to walk around the corporate offices/cubes and LET EVERYONE know you popped a tent. Heck, you should've gone to that hotties desk and sat down on her desk, 'pointing' to her. Maybe you could've gotten her into 'the mood' too? Maybe you two minxes could've had an afterwork shag in the parking lot or the bosses office?

 

[adabbaduli]

I've thought about it tons of times, but I wouldn't be able to look the girls in the face after

 

[tubuler]

I definitely get horny at work. And everywhere else for that matter. But I've never wacked it at work. I can't even imagine how humiliating it would be to get caught doing that. It would be right up there with getting caught by your mom.:eek:

 

[Psychology]

I've jerked of at work too many times to count

 

[young_guns]

right on

 

[Yankeefan21325]

I've never done that at work. That just isnt right.

 

[black amal]

I feel you on that. Sometimes it happens