Things you would never say.

I will always say what others think I should in my posts!
 
It's a good thing this hospital game me a room with a person that has severe gas problems and likes watching daytime soaps instead of giving me my own.
 
"Er, Hi Boss...sorry I won't be able to come in today. I went for a 42 mile charity run yesterday and chafed my nipples, they're really sore and tender today... I'll be back in a day or two"
 
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