Things you would never say.

[D-rock]

It was a good thing I passed out in that gay bar's bathroom when it was full of drunk people.

 

[D-rock]

The post games section is the worst part of Freeones.

 

[YMIHERE]

This theater is really crowded. FIRE

 

[Smittmaestro]

"I absolutely love the taste of RC Cola, far superior to Coca Cola!"

-cs™

 

[KittyKat]

"Sure, you can dump all your work on me. I don't mind at ALLLLLLL."

 

[Smittmaestro]

"You know I can listen to Justin Timberlake's SexyBack all day and all night!"

-cs™

 

[D-rock]

I traded Smitty all the Priya lap dances I had coming for his bag of crackers.

 

[HeartBroker]

Boy am I glad the toilet backed up when it did!

 

[holdol]

I sure am glad I went curtain shopping with the wife, instead of going to that G3 concert this weekend! :helpme:

 

[HeartBroker]

I sure am glad I went curtain shopping with the wife, instead of going to that G3 concert this weekend! :helpme:

:rofl:

 

[member006]

No thanks, I don't care for any baklava.

 

[D-rock]

I demand to be given a pink shirt and light purple sweat pants to wear on my jog.

 

[HeartBroker]

I prefer a polyester, purple, three piece suit with a hat that has a big feather sticking out of it!

 

[Iamforever]

ive been dancin with mr. brownstone.



who knows mr. brownstone?

 

[drdeath67]

Of course I'll work for you for free!

 

[HeartBroker]

I'll waive my normal fee because I can just tell you're a good person!

:rofl:

 

[Iamforever]

nice boys do play rock and roll

 

[HeartBroker]

...and the bad boys are polka playing accordianists!

 

[D-rock]

It's a good thing I quit photographing beautiful nude models for millions of dollars a year to go do my true calling, cleaning the bathrooms at Taco Bell after the big bowling tournament arrives across the street.

 

[Iamforever]

i know what crunk means. although i do know what crank is.:thumbsup: