Things you would never say.

[HeartBroker]

That Randy guy had great tone but that's about it!

 

[D-rock]

My favorite part of the trip is when I stepped on a fishhook.

 

[HeartBroker]

I enjoyed getting one caught in my upper lip.
What joy!

 

[Smittmaestro]

"That Al Gore is a wise man! Ed Markey was right, he is a prophet!"

-cs™

 

[member006]

I love biting my lip when eating.

 

[HeartBroker]

Blood in the mouth is such a pleasant surprise!

 

[D-rock]

Don't forget about the thrill of biting your own tongue.

 

[HeartBroker]

It is truly a pleasure!

 

[D-rock]

Getting parts of your body caught in a zipper is almost as fan as those are.

 

[Smittmaestro]

"I love it when I fart while I have the runs, nothing better than walking around all day with wet, runny feces in your briefs!"

-cs™

 

[HeartBroker]

No, don't let Denise Richards in, everytime she shows up she ruins the party!

 

[member006]

Smitty was so profound as well as poetic in his last post.

 

[D-rock]

I just read Freeones for the articles.

 

[member006]

The pollen feels so good in my eyes.

 

[drdeath67]

Lemon juice is the best thing to pour in an open wound!

 

[HeartBroker]

I had an irritation in my eye today, so I took Doc's advice and held my head back and my eye wide open and shook 2 drops of pure haberero pepper sauce directly into the eye.

 

[HeartBroker]

*Update*


It didn't work!

 

[Smittmaestro]

No, pour rubbing alcohol into it!

Then hydrogen peroxide, then bleach then ammonia.

-cs™

 

[member006]

I had a great time this evening at dinner. grrr

 

[drdeath67]

I will never post at FreeOnes again!