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Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.
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I understand you are off topic? Just relax and try to tell me more. :computer:
Oh well. Life is hard.
I personally don't like Anerexic/super skinnny chicks. As a thicker, full figured and sometimes (well part time) BBW bodytype lover, and also of Hourglass figures, I just can't stomach super skinny women. I'm sorry if they look like 14 year olds (especially resemble boys) then it is not sexy in any way.
As I said before fake tits is okay with me, cause not ever women is blessed with big tits just as every dude isn't bless with a huge cock, ect. But visable scaring ruins her chest for me, and the overall look of her. Sorry sweetie, you should have spent more or went to a better surgeon in The Valley. Bad tit-jobs suck.
Also *WAY TOO BIG* fake tits. It speaks volumes about the chicks self-esteem that she wanted to get them to stay in the business, or to do something sexually, ect. Not to mention it's just disgusting.
Also, now that I'm older, I'm a lot more cooler with more Romantic porn. For example, there doesn't have to be a lot of disgusting cum-play afterwards, with the blowing of cum bubbles, ect. "If your gonna swallow that nasty shit, baby, then do it now" is what I wanna yell at the screen. Blowing the wad on her stomach and tits, like in the old days, is fair enough. She can rub it in all she wants to.
But blowing the wad in her hair, eyes and mouth, especially since most girls by nature are cum-dodgers, also ruins it for me. Especially a scene killer is when the female performer is naturally disgusting by it, and spits it out ...
As I said before fake tits is okay with me, cause not ever women is blessed with big tits just as every dude isn't bless with a huge cock, ect. But visable scaring ruins her chest for me, and the overall look of her. Sorry sweetie, you should have spent more or went to a better surgeon in The Valley. Bad tit-jobs suck.
Also *WAY TOO BIG* fake tits. It speaks volumes about the chicks self-esteem that she wanted to get them to stay in the business, or to do something sexually, ect. Not to mention it's just disgusting.
Also, now that I'm older, I'm a lot more cooler with more Romantic porn. For example, there doesn't have to be a lot of disgusting cum-play afterwards, with the blowing of cum bubbles, ect. "If your gonna swallow that nasty shit, baby, then do it now" is what I wanna yell at the screen. Blowing the wad on her stomach and tits, like in the old days, is fair enough. She can rub it in all she wants to.
But blowing the wad in her hair, eyes and mouth, especially since most girls by nature are cum-dodgers, also ruins it for me. Especially a scene killer is when the female performer is naturally disgusting by it, and spits it out ...
- Excessive fake "oh god oh god" screams.
-Long camera shots on the guys face when he's dropping the load. Eww, GAY.
-When the girls holes seem loose and floppy making it look like the guys cock is humping thin air inside there.
-Cum dodging!!!
-ANY porno with a "plot" or "dialog" that doesn't involve S-E-X if i wanna see a real movie i'll watch one.
- Softcore porn, SUCKS!!!!! Know why it's called Softcore? Because it doesn't make ya hard!!
-Easteuropean girls trying to talk dirty in english "YA FACK MI FACK MI" ...
Floppy Tits.
MANHANDS-Girls with big thick fingers,uuugh.
Annoying Pornomusic,or music in pornos at all. The moaning will do thank you.
Ron Jeremy. Anytime anywhere.
Girls licking man-ass. Fucking awful.
-Long camera shots on the guys face when he's dropping the load. Eww, GAY.
-When the girls holes seem loose and floppy making it look like the guys cock is humping thin air inside there.
-Cum dodging!!!
-ANY porno with a "plot" or "dialog" that doesn't involve S-E-X if i wanna see a real movie i'll watch one.
- Softcore porn, SUCKS!!!!! Know why it's called Softcore? Because it doesn't make ya hard!!
-Easteuropean girls trying to talk dirty in english "YA FACK MI FACK MI" ...
Floppy Tits.
MANHANDS-Girls with big thick fingers,uuugh.
Annoying Pornomusic,or music in pornos at all. The moaning will do thank you.
Ron Jeremy. Anytime anywhere.
Girls licking man-ass. Fucking awful.
yeah dude, every porn flick i've watched has been spoiled by that
Amen to that:glugglug:
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The biggest turn off for me is the woman loooking in pain or just plain bored.
Sex should be a highly enjoyable thing for those involved.
I do not like extensive tatts on any body or lots of metal stuck in places I would rather put my tongue. After all most of the bodies involved in porn are plenty good without having to add extraneous stuff.
Sex should be a highly enjoyable thing for those involved.
I do not like extensive tatts on any body or lots of metal stuck in places I would rather put my tongue. After all most of the bodies involved in porn are plenty good without having to add extraneous stuff.
Oh yeah- forgot this one. SLOW MOTION. Especially when it's of someone tossing their hair back in orgasmic joy for 30 seconds. Camera work where we have to look at anyone's face while we should be looking at action is annoying too.
And of course, any time that some dude is standing there, sitting there, etc. getting blown and has to remind the chick to "Suck it"- no shit, dumb ass. Thanks for the mood killer!
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And of course, any time that some dude is standing there, sitting there, etc. getting blown and has to remind the chick to "Suck it"- no shit, dumb ass. Thanks for the mood killer!
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dante finds out that this isn't always the case (if yer quoting clerks 2 my friend)
oh to join in, she didn't use to, but anything Belladonna does turns me off now lol (sorry bella)
This was probably mentioned already, but I hate the macro-close-up shots of the dick in the pussy. I don't need to see every hair follicle on the guys nuts for christ's sake! When the woman has a hot body, then zoom the friggin camera out so we can see her in all her glory while she is getting drilled.
I also hate it when a guy slaps the woman's breasts.
Last, remove the panties entirely... don't pull em over to the side for fucking.
I also hate it when a guy slaps the woman's breasts.
Last, remove the panties entirely... don't pull em over to the side for fucking.
dante finds out that this isn't always the case (if yer quoting clerks 2 my friend)
oh to join in, she didn't use to, but anything belladonna does turns me off now lol (sorry bella)
Whoa, Freeman:
Who is the woman with the fabulous tits in your avatar ? :eek: :bowdown: An awesome fellow Brunette. Gotta love it.
Yup, poor Bella Donna does a lot of really disgusting/degradeful shit. I also love Scottish tart Alexis May, as many know, but I'll also never look at her the same way again, since seeing the piss-drinking captions and the scat shit-playing captions in her thread that people found. Seeing a chick your really into do the ultra-shameful/degrading stuff kills her more regular and often times romantic work when looking back on it now. Such a shame.
I was really, really disappointed in her. And I don't buy the guy who defended her's come back of "I know her personally, and she was trying to make enough money to leave the U.S. to get back to Scotland". Whoa, really ? Well she chould have gotten a work VISA here and got a regular job and lived with a room mate, and also just did regular porn or stripped insteed of drinking piss or playing with her own shit. Did ya ever think about that ? Probably not. Just my :2 cents:.
Us Americans aren't all "evil pornographers" ya know. Not everyone in the adult business is a more croocked website owner who abuses women, and we're not all jerks. The same thing--not offence as I love allies and the people I've met--chould have happened back in my ancestors home of the UK (I'm of Scottish descent with some Welsh blood ties), Australia, Canada, ect. I'm glad she came here but she didn't *have to* do those things if she didn't want to. It also shows she has something wrong with her mentally.
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Amen to that. I would also add these ass holes totally ruin the scene for me and I avoid they're work with ladies altogether no matter *how* hot the chicks they're doing are:
Ron Jeremy (as noted)
Mark Davis (has a beer gut now and hardly any white hair, yet still gets to fuck many hot chicks in his work and has become a cold, choking them, degrading bastard).
Max Hardcore ("legendary" filth maker. He's vile trash and shouldn't be supported, but that's just me) ...
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