I've watched some pretty hilarious porn where the guy is making the funniest facial expressions and noises while getting off
Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.
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I've watched some pretty hilarious porn where the guy is making the funniest facial expressions and noises while getting off
Lex Steele cumming. It turns any erotica into.. the unfunny joke it is.
A country accent on a hottie. Images flash in my mind of trailer park sluts.. Joe Dirt screaming "You're my sister, you're my sister!" and hell, I just plain dont like most accents. My own included. Yet.. I find it quite cute when the czech or french girls cant think properly to say what they mean in english while they're getting pleasured. heh heh...
Cutting the scene before the woman cums. What the bloody f!ck is the problem with showing her NUT?! Less splooge, more holequakes.
Tits with nonexistent nipples. Where are they? It's totally flat whether she's naked or sleeping. No titty-hard-on?! Where's the pigment? Pink or brown? Either come out and play or go inverted ya little milkduct-riddled bastard!
Cunts with no personality or hygiene. There it is. Is it flat? Puffy? Large clit, large hood? Is it a perfect hole or are there fleshy tendrils of pleasure within? Visible peehole? Just sorta... plain, huh...For frick's sake clean the creamy white cuntsnot outta yer hole before he snaps the picture! I know you havent been laid in weeks but damn, that doesnt mean daily maintenance and snatch cleaning isnt on the agenda!! Take the scab off yer labia from when you shaved! Pop that zit! Take the toilet paper bitties off her pussy from when you wiped too hard! You shaved, right? Nope! Missed a spot! Ask for help next time.
Pictures of a girl's asshole. Buttsecks doesnt do it for me. Especially when they provide a closeup of that hole. Dammit, it's a pooper. It's tight. Deep. It's much like a Wachutu bat cave. Stinky and loaded with danger.
Pulp Fiction style editing in porn movies. Dammit, either show Anna Malle getting banged or show Jenna Jameson wanking off! MY COCK DOESNT HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN TO WATCH TWO SCENES AT TWENTY SECONDS A'PIECE!
A country accent on a hottie. Images flash in my mind of trailer park sluts.. Joe Dirt screaming "You're my sister, you're my sister!" and hell, I just plain dont like most accents. My own included. Yet.. I find it quite cute when the czech or french girls cant think properly to say what they mean in english while they're getting pleasured. heh heh...
Cutting the scene before the woman cums. What the bloody f!ck is the problem with showing her NUT?! Less splooge, more holequakes.
Tits with nonexistent nipples. Where are they? It's totally flat whether she's naked or sleeping. No titty-hard-on?! Where's the pigment? Pink or brown? Either come out and play or go inverted ya little milkduct-riddled bastard!
Cunts with no personality or hygiene. There it is. Is it flat? Puffy? Large clit, large hood? Is it a perfect hole or are there fleshy tendrils of pleasure within? Visible peehole? Just sorta... plain, huh...For frick's sake clean the creamy white cuntsnot outta yer hole before he snaps the picture! I know you havent been laid in weeks but damn, that doesnt mean daily maintenance and snatch cleaning isnt on the agenda!! Take the scab off yer labia from when you shaved! Pop that zit! Take the toilet paper bitties off her pussy from when you wiped too hard! You shaved, right? Nope! Missed a spot! Ask for help next time.
Pictures of a girl's asshole. Buttsecks doesnt do it for me. Especially when they provide a closeup of that hole. Dammit, it's a pooper. It's tight. Deep. It's much like a Wachutu bat cave. Stinky and loaded with danger.
Pulp Fiction style editing in porn movies. Dammit, either show Anna Malle getting banged or show Jenna Jameson wanking off! MY COCK DOESNT HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN TO WATCH TWO SCENES AT TWENTY SECONDS A'PIECE!
I think I've posted on this somewhere else before, but there's a lot that turns me off in porn, especially in the recent stuff. I'm not the biggest fan of lesbian scenes where (and this seems like ALL lesbian scenes now) they have to bust out the sex toys. Not only that, but they'll suck on them. :dunno:
The moment I hear a woman start getting referred to, and referring to herself as a "dirty slut", "worthless little whore", etc.- that's a moment wrecker. Mind you, this is why I don't watch a lot of porn with sound on. And this leads, usually, to:
The slapping, spitting, choking, punching, etc. If I want to watch people beat the shit out of each other, I'll tune in some UFC stuff. But as for porn, I'd rather watch people having sex. Crazy concept.
Gaping. And right along with it, any oral scene where a woman's mouth gets stretched out by someone. I'm not sure how gripping the corners of a woman's mouth and pulling them outward is erotic. I think Ass-to-mouth fits into this category as well.
Gagging. There's a theme here- I like the sex in porn when it looks like all parties are having fun, not just the disrespectful guys.
Women in porn who look like 11 year olds. Lately, it seems like there's been this push to have girls wear pig tails, and braces on their teeth. Call me crazy, but I don't even like to think about sex with little girls, let alone watch a simulation of it. Ick.
I'm picky, I guess.
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The moment I hear a woman start getting referred to, and referring to herself as a "dirty slut", "worthless little whore", etc.- that's a moment wrecker. Mind you, this is why I don't watch a lot of porn with sound on. And this leads, usually, to:
The slapping, spitting, choking, punching, etc. If I want to watch people beat the shit out of each other, I'll tune in some UFC stuff. But as for porn, I'd rather watch people having sex. Crazy concept.
Gaping. And right along with it, any oral scene where a woman's mouth gets stretched out by someone. I'm not sure how gripping the corners of a woman's mouth and pulling them outward is erotic. I think Ass-to-mouth fits into this category as well.
Gagging. There's a theme here- I like the sex in porn when it looks like all parties are having fun, not just the disrespectful guys.
Women in porn who look like 11 year olds. Lately, it seems like there's been this push to have girls wear pig tails, and braces on their teeth. Call me crazy, but I don't even like to think about sex with little girls, let alone watch a simulation of it. Ick.
I'm picky, I guess.
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Well hedonis just posted all the ones I thought of.
A big turn on for me is when the girl really gets into it and appears to be enjoying herself, so hedonis hit the nail on the head with the degradation and gagging.
I don't like gaping much either. I don't want to look inside a shithole thanks. I don't mind the starfish and love looking at big asses. It's just opening it up that does nothing for me.
A big turn on for me is when the girl really gets into it and appears to be enjoying herself, so hedonis hit the nail on the head with the degradation and gagging.
I don't like gaping much either. I don't want to look inside a shithole thanks. I don't mind the starfish and love looking at big asses. It's just opening it up that does nothing for me.
In other words anything Max Hardcore!
Yes! Most shooters seem to know to frame out the guy's ass but it still happens dammit.
Yeah, I agree with the guys right before me:
That stupid, stupid practice of guys roughly shoving their fingers into the girl's mouth and prying it wide open or yanking her lips into a wide grimace. Not only is this disrespectful and brutish, but it just says to me that the dude is immature and is obsessed with his own physical power over the woman. Yeah, you're stronger than her. Ok, get over it! Also hate when the orthodontist's devices are used on their mouths.
Seeing any dude's asshole up close for more than a tiny split second - hairy, shaved or whatever. Just gross. Keep the camera AWAAAAY from that shit!
Seeing too much of the guy. I really only need to see his tongue on her clit and his dick in her orifices. I don't care to see his face when he comes. I don't need to see it. Yeah, he feels good. I know what that's like; I've experienced it!
Any of that overly rough stuff.
Any of that misogynistic b.s. - slapping their faces, grabbing their throats in an aggressive manner, putting a toilet seat around their necks, dunking their head in the toilet, etc. Repulsive and stupid.
That stupid, stupid practice of guys roughly shoving their fingers into the girl's mouth and prying it wide open or yanking her lips into a wide grimace. Not only is this disrespectful and brutish, but it just says to me that the dude is immature and is obsessed with his own physical power over the woman. Yeah, you're stronger than her. Ok, get over it! Also hate when the orthodontist's devices are used on their mouths.
Seeing any dude's asshole up close for more than a tiny split second - hairy, shaved or whatever. Just gross. Keep the camera AWAAAAY from that shit!
Seeing too much of the guy. I really only need to see his tongue on her clit and his dick in her orifices. I don't care to see his face when he comes. I don't need to see it. Yeah, he feels good. I know what that's like; I've experienced it!
Any of that overly rough stuff.
Any of that misogynistic b.s. - slapping their faces, grabbing their throats in an aggressive manner, putting a toilet seat around their necks, dunking their head in the toilet, etc. Repulsive and stupid.
Yes, and the gaping! I don't need to see a girl's rectum, her bowels, or pieces of her last/next dump! It might feel good to do the anal thing, but seeing the gaping hole that results is not something that needs to be focused on!
And yes, any of this crap where they're trying to make the girl look underage, that's disturbing. Very much so.
Actually, I prefer that the girls look at least 21.
In the words of Jon Spencer (of awesome band Jon Spencer Blues Explosion), I like my women "full grown!" - in both reality and fantasy!
And yes, any of this crap where they're trying to make the girl look underage, that's disturbing. Very much so.
Actually, I prefer that the girls look at least 21.
In the words of Jon Spencer (of awesome band Jon Spencer Blues Explosion), I like my women "full grown!" - in both reality and fantasy!
Very cool, telling and interesting thread. However I once made one very simular, if anyone wants to scan my posts. I think I called it "What do you seriously hate in your porn?" where I basically asked the same questions, cause like the original poster, it really interests me.
Again, my answers are pretty much the same from my original thread I started.
I totally fuckin' hate the following, and will fast forwardly through the following when ever I see it:
Girls getting gagged/deep throated and making those wet, so un-sexy sounds.
Even through I prefer Gonzo, the idiot lucky bastard's guy voice asking pointless questions' and talking. Please shut the fuck up, ya lucky prick. Also anything from the Bang Bros. people where the infamous Dirty Sanches is making his usual Racist and Xenophobic remarks. I once saw a vid clip of him. No wounder he is such a prick, as he shouldn't be one to talk.
Spitting (major no-no).
Visable condom ridge (although I know witht he AIDS and STD scares, many people wont work without'em and I can respect that--I just don't like to see it, that's all).
Bad/ugly tit-jobs.
Too many tattoos on either performer, but yeah, especially the girl.
Ass licking, ass-to-mouth, female-on-male ass play (eww). An immidiate turn-off. Strangely enough, I am an Ass-Man who loves Ass over Tit. Go figure.
Treating the women like shit, like many said, even if they seem to get off on it and like it, it's still painfully un-cool and non sexy. Also writing on them in perminant markers and gel pens and writing "SLUT!" and "WHORE" on they're chest/tits, foreheads, ect. It's just degrading and wrong, and is gutter trash porn that I'm just not into.
Too much talking and not enough action, dammit!
Hairy, unshaven bushes on women (which is why, unless I really fancy a star from the Golden Ages, like Sharon Mitchell or Ginger Lynn, I avoid that era all together).
Nasty creampies (internal cumshots inside pussies and assholes).
If they dick around with the storyline in the Gonzo too much, about paying the women, or doing this & that, it's just like "Hurry up and take off yuor clothes and fuck, will ya?! What is this?".
As others have said: Toe sucking, finger sucking, the new practice of guys putting the finges down a woman's throat to make her gag-reflex make noises, ect. Honestly, who gets off on that stupid/repulsive shit ?
Definately pissing & shitting are disgusting behaviours and are major no-nos. And any women who does it I lose total respect for (my own personal reasons) and the men who put'em through that are misogynist demon assholes with major psychotic problems.
That's all I can think of for the time being. Very interesting thread
Again, my answers are pretty much the same from my original thread I started.
I totally fuckin' hate the following, and will fast forwardly through the following when ever I see it:
Girls getting gagged/deep throated and making those wet, so un-sexy sounds.
Even through I prefer Gonzo, the idiot lucky bastard's guy voice asking pointless questions' and talking. Please shut the fuck up, ya lucky prick. Also anything from the Bang Bros. people where the infamous Dirty Sanches is making his usual Racist and Xenophobic remarks. I once saw a vid clip of him. No wounder he is such a prick, as he shouldn't be one to talk.
Spitting (major no-no).
Visable condom ridge (although I know witht he AIDS and STD scares, many people wont work without'em and I can respect that--I just don't like to see it, that's all).
Bad/ugly tit-jobs.
Too many tattoos on either performer, but yeah, especially the girl.
Ass licking, ass-to-mouth, female-on-male ass play (eww). An immidiate turn-off. Strangely enough, I am an Ass-Man who loves Ass over Tit. Go figure.
Treating the women like shit, like many said, even if they seem to get off on it and like it, it's still painfully un-cool and non sexy. Also writing on them in perminant markers and gel pens and writing "SLUT!" and "WHORE" on they're chest/tits, foreheads, ect. It's just degrading and wrong, and is gutter trash porn that I'm just not into.
Too much talking and not enough action, dammit!
Hairy, unshaven bushes on women (which is why, unless I really fancy a star from the Golden Ages, like Sharon Mitchell or Ginger Lynn, I avoid that era all together).
Nasty creampies (internal cumshots inside pussies and assholes).
If they dick around with the storyline in the Gonzo too much, about paying the women, or doing this & that, it's just like "Hurry up and take off yuor clothes and fuck, will ya?! What is this?".
As others have said: Toe sucking, finger sucking, the new practice of guys putting the finges down a woman's throat to make her gag-reflex make noises, ect. Honestly, who gets off on that stupid/repulsive shit ?
Definately pissing & shitting are disgusting behaviours and are major no-nos. And any women who does it I lose total respect for (my own personal reasons) and the men who put'em through that are misogynist demon assholes with major psychotic problems.
That's all I can think of for the time being. Very interesting thread
Agree. I'd like to hear the girl moan and stuff but not over-the-top ala sasha grey, dont get me wrong I watch her but with the audio off.
And also porn with just the background music and not a single sound from the performer.
Actually alot of porn turns me off instantly,,,,,, I love naked women and girl on girl,,, but when ever there's a dude count me out. I would much rather see Mindy Vega, or Anetta Keys or Macy Sky in a solo set of pictures or sole video anyday. I guess to sum it up I really just like softcore stuff. A hot babe in a sexy french maid outfit does it for me.
u never go ass to mouth
Good one. I'd also would venture to say that too much interaction in the Gonzo stuff really bothers me. If they have to be instructed how to fuck for 20 minutes, then I agree, it is bad porn.
Great thing to add, Mad Mordy ...
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