The WTF? - Files..

[dave_rhino]

Double you tee eff indeed....

 

[hedonis]

A comic character dies, do you:

A) Shrug your shoulders and carry on reading

B) Hold a mass fake funeral at which thousands turn up and actually mourn and cry?


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Best quote: “He was like a ****** figure to me,” Makoto Sounodai, a 21-year old Tokyo student, said. “I feel about him the way Westerners feel about Elvis.”



Give yourself a pat on the back if you picked B - Bonus points if you guessed that it could only have happened in Japan.

Sweet Christmas.... Good things ahead for Japan when comic characters are ****** figures to people.

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[tunsty]

8 yr old boy fined £8000 for BARKING at dogs.
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It was Woof justice..



fortunately the fine was quashed...obviously they were barking up the wrong tree.

 

[hedonis]

fortunately the fine was quashed...obviously they were barking up the wrong tree.

I felt there should have been a rim shot or drum roll after that. :rofl:

Wow- I thought the justice system was odd over here in the states (and it IS), but before they could fine him 8K for barking at the dogs, here's the funny part:

They had to find him guilty of that. I wonder what the charge is for barking at dogs. These days? Probably terrorism...

Disclaimer- I didn't read the article. Not patient enough to read long things this morning.


H

 

[tunsty]

Probably terrorism...

Don't you mean Terrierism?

 

[D-rock]

fortunately the fine was quashed...obviously they were barking up the wrong tree.

For that much money, I think I would have gotten my moneys worth if I was fined.

 

[tunsty]

Good News: You are given a tour of the ***** home you want to buy.

Bad News: The Previous owner hasn't moved out.

WTF?: Er, actually he hasn't moved at all....he's dead....in his bed.

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[D-rock]

WTF?: Er, actually he hasn't moved at all....he's dead....in his bed.

I hope they didn't charge extra for the cleanup.

 

[tunsty]

Men come to blows over pint of milk..
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[tunsty]

Warning...likely to **** your sexual appetite.
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[tunsty]

Crazy crash
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[tunsty]

Good : Man sets up video camera in his home

Bad : In his ******'s bathroom

WTF! : They didn't know anything about it

BIG WTF! : It was linked to a PC, which has wifi...you can guess the rest.

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[tunsty]

Man wants date with girl.

Man shows girl his website.

Girl laughs and distributes links to everyone.

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[hedonis]

Good : Man sets up video camera in his home

Bad : In his ******'s bathroom

WTF! : They didn't know anything about it

BIG WTF! : It was linked to a PC, which has wifi...you can guess the rest.

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What a pig. I mean... who would you share that with on the web?

H

 

[D-rock]

What a pig. I mean... who would you share that with on the web?

H

For the love of God, I hope there wasn't a toilet cam.

 

[tunsty]

Fashion Tip No 131

What NOT to wear while having your mugshot taken..
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Good: Athletics coach invites 17yr old girl to his home for extra tutoring

Bad: Includes free grope and massage.

WTF: no extra charge for the 'special' rubbing lotion he uses.

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Man shoots himself....without using a ***
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Bad: Man tries to rob store

Worse: Using ***-shaped cigarette lighter

WTF: dispensed with the tried and tested face mask disguise in favour of some womens blue panties..

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[D-rock]

WTF: dispensed with the tried and tested face mask disguise in favour of some womens blue panties..

That's almost as good as the guy who decided to rob a gas station with a brown paper bag as a mask, except he forgot to cut the holes in it to see out of. :1orglaugh

 

[hedonis]

Fashion Tip No 131

What NOT to wear while having your mugshot taken..
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Is it possible to see what the whole T-shirt says? I mean, I get the point, but I wanted to read the whole thing.

H

 

[tunsty]

Bad: Man's yacht runs into trouble in Carribean.

Good: Distress call is answered by captain of superliner

WTF: Turns out they live just round the corner from each other!


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[tunsty]

WTF??

Just watch this vid..
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