The WTF? - Files..

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Didn't want to start another thread for this, so I figured, "why not here?". ;)
 
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Didn't want to start another thread for this, so I figured, "why not here?". ;)


When she grows up, she'll be an Iron Maiden!...har har har..:*****:
 
Ah, here's one I found on Digg a week ago.

Dude's Cyber Girlfriend Actually a Dude

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Twenty year old college sophomore John Harrison suffered a terrible shock over the weekend when he discovered that his long-time cyber girlfriend was actually a male in disguise. His girlfriend, who plays under the guise of Chelxai a night elf priest on the Emerald ***** roleplaying-PvP server in World of Warcraft, couldn't be reached for comment.
 
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Exercise, balanced diet etc = bad
Boobies etc = good

One of those two are right. Considering that I do both I sould be in good shape for a long time to come. :1orglaugh

I also like the title at the top of the webpage. It seems like something Iamforever would say.
 
five legged frogs..
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four legged ducks..
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Three legged pornstars..
No, not really..
 
Exercise, balanced diet etc = bad
Boobies etc = good


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Did they really need 5 years to conduct that study? lol, and im sure the participants got a good sum of money to look at boobs all day.


Ah, here's one I found on Digg a week ago.

Dude's Cyber Girlfriend Actually a Dude

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This is the total opposite, a girl didnt realize her boyfriend was a 40 year old woman!

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Cockatoo tries to hatch creme eggs..
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Labrador sniffer dogs used to sniff out fake DVDs..
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Apparently they can sniff out Kevin Costner movies with no trouble...well they are mostly stinkers.
 
Porn is Ok - Shell Oil Co.
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Apparently top-shelf magazines like Penthouse and Playboy are no longer considered porn...they should be know as 'Adult Sophisticates'.

"Yeah thats fuel on pump No5, a newspaper...and I'd like that adult sophisticate magazine from the top shelf...yeah the one with the girl fingering her twat"




Sex Theme-Park
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You can have a go on the 'Spankometer', 'The Orgasm Tunnel' or 'The Wall of Willies'


No news yet on when the cum-shooting gallery will be operational..:1orglaugh
 
If you thought your arse was hot from that curry you had last night...think again.
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A comic character dies, do you:

A) Shrug your shoulders and carry on reading

B) Hold a mass fake funeral at which thousands turn up and actually mourn and cry?


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Best quote: “He was like a ****** figure to me,” Makoto Sounodai, a 21-year old Tokyo student, said. “I feel about him the way Westerners feel about Elvis.”



Give yourself a pat on the back if you picked B - Bonus points if you guessed that it could only have happened in Japan.
 
I swear I didn't know about this story before I posted this comment:
I didn't get to where I am today...
By Masturbating in the 'Economics and Finance' section of my local library.



Man caught whacking-off in Library
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and NO..it's not me their writing about!:1orglaugh
 
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You're not so brave now, Superman...hahahahaha!


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Maybe the service was slow and he needed a snack..


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The man left no deposit...but the ***** did.
(Amusing pic of ***** waiting for some goddam service)
 
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There's even a link to video of his booking. :rolleyes:


You know, I've tried various foodstuffs down my trousers to impress the girls..

No luck so far, but there again maybe a meat pie and peas isn't the answer.
 
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It was 50/50 whether this one went in to the 'Funny' section.
 
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