The WTF? - Files..

[tunsty]

Naked man beats car with dead Pigeon
http://home.hamptonroads.com/stories/print.cfm?story=118912&ran=105759



Like my car?...drives like a Tank!
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=159833

 

[member006]

:thumbsup: Love that engine.

LL:angels:

 

[tunsty]

Man suffers from 'Granny-Phobia'

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,11000-2007060773,00.html



Some other Phobias you should look out for:

Alektorophobia - Fear of chickens.

Androphobia - Fear of men.

Bogyphobia - Fear of bogeys.

Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness.

Caligynephobia - Fear of beautiful women

Chrometophobia - Fear of money.

Dishabiliophobia - Fear of undressing in front of someone.

Dutchphobia - Fear of the Dutch.

Eisoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors or of seeing oneself in a mirror.

Ergophobia - Fear of work.

Geniophobia - Fear of chins.

Genophobia - Fear of sex.

Helminthophobia - Fear of being infested with worms.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words.

Iatrophobia - Fear of going to the doctor or of doctors.

Kathisophobia - Fear of sitting down.

Lachanophobia - Fear of vegetables.

Ligyrophobia - Fear of loud noises.

Methyphobia - Fear of *******.

Motorphobia - Fear of cars

Nomatophobia - Fear of names.

Nostophobia - Fear of going home.

Optophobia - Fear of opening one's eyes.

Panophobia or Pantophobia - Fear of everything.

Rhytiphobia - Fear of getting wrinkles.

Telephonophobia - Fear of telephones.

Vestiphobia - Fear of clothing.

Xanthophobia - Fear of the colour yellow or the word yellow.

Zemmiphobia - Fear of the great mole rat.

 

[D-rock]

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words.

That is my favorite one, if it is real. :1orglaugh

 

[tunsty]

MISSING: COMPUTERS, GUNS, CREDIBILITY

If anyone finds these items please return them to:

FBI headquarters,
J. Edgar Hoover Building,
Washington




Nibble time!

 

[tunsty]

A few WTF? pics..
http://www.funonthenet.in/content/view/358/31/

My favourite is the second to last...
The pic is obviously to show the van in the background, so why is he posing with that sewing machine???

 

[member006]

A few WTF? pics..
http://www.funonthenet.in/content/view/358/31/

My favourite is the second to last...
The pic is obviously to show the van in the background, so why is he posing with that sewing machine???

I was wondering that also. My fave is the white car and boat. I could do that. Thanks for sharing with us. Funny.

Now pinch me sweet before you leave here tonight. K?

LL:angels:

 

[blindswordsman]

an eye for an eye, a nipple for a penis
http://www.businessportal24.com/en/Hipfox_Woman_Valentine_121429.html

 

[dave_rhino]

My favourite is the second to last...
The pic is obviously to show the van in the background, so why is he posing with that sewing machine???

The answer is quite simple.

That man is a comedic genius :thumbsup:

 

[tunsty]

Now pinch me sweet before you leave here tonight. K?

LL:angels:

You want me to WHAT??...:shy:

an eye for an eye, a nipple for a penis
http://www.businessportal24.com/en/Hipfox_Woman_Valentine_121429.html

Whooaa...classic WTF? case - thanks for sharing

 

[member006]

You want me to WHAT??...:shy:
Whooaa...classic WTF? case - thanks for sharing

:o

That's a frightening story. It always amazes me at some of the reasons/excuses that are given for committing some crimes. :dunno:

I didn't mean to shoot him your honor, but the moon was in the second house and I had Taco Bell for dinner so the my level of vitamin B was all off. Causing temporary insanity. I swear.

LL:angels:

 

[tunsty]

Not News: Two men have fisticuffs

News: They're both surgeons

WTF?: They were performing an appendix operation at the time!.


http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/3970084a4560.html

 

[Iamforever]

Not News: Two men have fisticuffs

News: They're both surgeons

WTF?: They were performing an appendix operation at the time!.


http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/3970084a4560.html

i sure do hope that their licenses were revoked.

 

[D-rock]

Not News: Two men have fisticuffs

News: They're both surgeons

WTF?: They were performing an appendix operation at the time!.


http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/3970084a4560.html

I wonder what they were arguing over. :dunno: It's things like this that make you realize that maybe going to Dr.Death for treatment isn't so bad after all. :1orglaugh

 

[tunsty]

Not News: ******* man gives car keys to designated driver.

News: The designated driver was 14 years old.

WTF: He was ***** as well!

http://www.newsnet5.com/automotive/11084531/detail.html

 

[tunsty]

I don't know, thieves these days are just soooo lazy..

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/ottawa/story/2007/02/23/snowmo-thief.html


Quote 'If I was advising someone to chain or cable their snowmobile to something, I would suggest something immovable like a tree or something that's not going to be able to be dragged away.'



No ****, Sherlock!

 

[Red Spyder]

an eye for an eye, a nipple for a penis
http://www.businessportal24.com/en/Hipfox_Woman_Valentine_121429.html

Now this is one big WTF!!!!!
"Doctors did manage to stitch Reynato’s penis back and he says he is ready to forgive and forget and would take her back as soon as she is released from jail."

So, crazy bitch cuts off lil' Woody and sure he'll take her back. Reminds me of a phrase in an old song in Spanish: "no cabe duda que es verdad que la costumbre es mas fuerte que el amor" which roughly translates to "there's no doubt that being used to someone is stronger than love".

 

[tunsty]

If you go down to the swamp today, you're in for a Big Suprise...

 

[member006]

Now you know that's just plain scary as hell. Maybe a new thread for you tunsty "Cover Ups and Government Hushes". I wonder how that could have been explained as "friendly fire"? God how I **** that term, more like "stupid blunder".

Great find as always, thank you for sharing.

LL

P.S. rep awaits you in your box.

 

[tunsty]

*********** - Japanese Style


http://www.weirdasianews.com/2006/11/08/japanese-banquet-of-***********/


I'm sure even Hannibal Lecter would find this strange.