The WTF? - Files..

[senob44]

Here's the correct one..
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article2525151.ece

That reminds me of when they cut up a baseball player's uniform to make "game-used jersey" baseball cards with a swatch of uniform in them!

Quote from the article:

Condemnation of the sale of relics – or simony – was one of the causes of the Reformation in the 16th century...

Simony Diamond? Not one of my favorites, but if the Catholic church approves...

 

[Supafly]

Hey,

this thread is awesome. Now it's my turn to share I guess

Dead? You Still Have To Pay Library Fine

Coach Stops Runaway Horse By Biting Ear

Must have a Sweet Tooth

Judge Makes 'Green Eggs And Ham' Ruling

The Rhyming Judge strikes back :hatsoff:

 

[tunsty]

Man buys cooker - not too keen on the free gift of a human foot.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2526896.html?menu=news.quirkies


Man loses 6st on baked bean diet..
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2526128.html?menu=news.quirkies

Maybe now he'll have a blow-out.



Bear with can stuck on head seeks help...in a hospital
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2526128.html?menu=news.quirkies

Now, 'bear' with me..it's un'can'ny how it knew where to go.

 

[member006]

Sorry if a repost, I just saw it.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2007/09/05/moos.no.pants.affl?iref=videosearch

:rofl: "Wasn't much to see, I was in some pretty cold water" :rofl:

LL

 

[tunsty]

Yup..this thread has reached rock 'bottom'.

 

[member006]

Yup..this thread has reached rock 'bottom'.

Imagine being the guy in the water. lmao.

LL

 

[tunsty]

Silliest thing about it...why blur-out the guy's butt-crack?

I mean we all have one...
we know what it's supposed to look like..
Unless, of course the other guy was doing something he shouldn't have been - there's a time and place for that sort of thing, pal!..

 

[Facetious]

Man Steals 93lbs (U.S) Bras Undergarments From Victoria's Secret

Man Steals Over 1,500 Items of Women's Underwear


A man in Washington State has been arrested and charged with theft and burglary yesterday. But this is no ordinary robber.

The suspect, 24-year-old Garth Flaherty was found with over 1,500 pieces of woman's undergarments including panties and bras. The underwear was found in Flaherty's bedroom at his house. It took five garbage bags to remove the underwear and the bags weighed a total of 93 pounds.

Full Story

:laugh:

What a maroon !!

 

[slowhand]

Toilet paper thief


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_toilet_paper_theft;_ylt=AtRD430FiKNz_.PwP_g4kdPtiBIF


Ok thats low lol.

 

[tunsty]

Woman tries to flog fake DVDs..
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2423262.html?menu=news.quirkies.quirkygaffes
...in a trading-standards office.

 

[tunsty]

Quiet football stadium?

Try some 'Canned Chanting'!
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2538711.html?menu=news.quirkies



RAF tries to bomb Scotland...
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2538526.html?menu=news.quirkies

Never mind chaps - keep trying...TALLY HO!



Policeman is stolen..
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2537015.html?menu=news.quirkies

They miss his lively banter, down at the station..

 

[senob44]

LOL tunsty!
From the last article:

It looks so life-like that some shoppers have even tried to engage the cardboard copper in conversation.

Insp Andy Picken said: "We were using the cut-out as a way of engaging more with the local community, so it is a bit disappointing."

Who's dumber, the cops or the constituents? I can't figure it out.

 

[tunsty]

WTF??
http://ratprincess.homestead.com/index.html

Words fail me..

 

[tunsty]

I now pronounce you, man and robot
http://www.livescience.com/technology/071012-robot-marriage.html

 

[D-rock]

I now pronounce you, man and robot
http://www.livescience.com/technology/071012-robot-marriage.html

Sadly with some people that might be their only option. :1orglaugh

 

[tunsty]

Scientists study what it feels like to die..
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-1288310,00.html

hmmm...strangely they haven't got 'being fucked to death by a sex-crazed nymphomaniac pornstar' on the list

 

[tunsty]

Council officials ban bonfire night

Man charged with 'Theft of Services'... He wouldn't pay the Hooker

 

[D-rock]

Scientists study what it feels like to die..

Let me guess, it's eerily similar to listening to five strait hours of a Spice Girl marathon.

 

[tunsty]

Let me guess, it's eerily similar to listening to five strait hours of a Spice Girl marathon.

No..that's fate worse than death.

 

[senob44]

Man charged with 'Theft of Services'... He wouldn't pay the Hooker[/B]

That is just ridiculous. Sounds like a judge with a personal agenda.