Random Statement Thread II

I overheard the following phrase at church the other day: "Your obsession with giant, black penises has become somewhat of a nuisance, my son."
 
I overheard the following phrase at church the other day: "Your obsession with giant, black penises has become somewhat of a nuisance, my son."

Who said that to you ?





























:D
 

L3ggy

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