Random Statement Thread II
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The local post office screwed up one of my packages. I'm pretty sure of it. I had two packages that needed to be delivered to me today and they were both at the post office and put out on delivery this morning when I got on their tracking system today. I got one at one point in the day, but the tracking system said the other one was "delivered" to somewhere hours later, but it sure ass hell wasn't to me even though they should have been in the same vehicle. I don't like to do it, but I have a feeling somebody is going to get bitched out and I'm probably going to cause a scene or two tomorrow morning, baring me getting lucky and them having it at the post office when I get there.
Now I have to go down there early in the morning, hope like hell the mail-carrier remembers where he delivered the parcels for the day and at which time (I have the time it has as delivered and lucky I live in a small town that probably doesn't have a ton of parcels delivered for the day), hope like hell they will actually do something about it or baring that at least give me the address, and also hope like hell that the person that got it is ethical enough not to open it or to try and keep it thinking to get a freebie. Opening mail accidentally delivered to you is a federal offense equivalent of steeling out of somebody's mail box if they did.
Considering it also had porn in it and like I said I don't live in a large community and most people often know most others I'm pretty pissed right now. Not that I'm ashamed in the slightest, but it's also something I don't exactly want advertised because I just don't like feel like deal with the potential hassle aggravation it could cause.
Now I have to go down there early in the morning, hope like hell the mail-carrier remembers where he delivered the parcels for the day and at which time (I have the time it has as delivered and lucky I live in a small town that probably doesn't have a ton of parcels delivered for the day), hope like hell they will actually do something about it or baring that at least give me the address, and also hope like hell that the person that got it is ethical enough not to open it or to try and keep it thinking to get a freebie. Opening mail accidentally delivered to you is a federal offense equivalent of steeling out of somebody's mail box if they did.
Considering it also had porn in it and like I said I don't live in a large community and most people often know most others I'm pretty pissed right now. Not that I'm ashamed in the slightest, but it's also something I don't exactly want advertised because I just don't like feel like deal with the potential hassle aggravation it could cause.
I was told to say hello from time to time 
When celebs get pregnant, they get the sudden urge to pose nude. But before that, most of them are all like: "Wtf no, I'll never show my tits n' ass!"
Joe Theismann: "My prostate was givin' me fits!"
EvalynnLee
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It's all such a blur...
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Oh my god that was hilarious
Why the FUCK would this thread end up on the second page?!?!?!?!
i didnt come here..and i am not leaving......
hohhh mann
I was eating lunch at work a few days ago and my coworker came into the breakroom with two hot dogs COVERED in mayonnaise. Looked like ten guys jizzed all over them. I don't know what's worse: mayo on your hot dogs or cum.
I fucking hate it when people ask me exactly those things I have no fucking clue about. It's like: "Oh look, he's always sitting in front of his PC and doing internet-things. Let's ask him completely random things which are too complicated to understand and to explain!"
My leg hurts due to an old injury
