Random Statement Thread II

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It's not official but it looks good: Krysten Sinema, attractive blond female bisexual atheist elected to Congress. I think she and I would get along beautifully.
 
I would like to use this forum as a way to apologize to an individual I wronged some years ago. When I was in high school, a friend of mine and myself learned that another student had composed a handwritten note on a plain white piece of paper to a young lady in which he expresses his affection for her and asks her if she would accompany him to the prom. He had placed the note, folded into quarters, next to him on his desk. Prior to her arrival in the classroom, he went to the bathroom leaving the note unattended. I took a similar plain white piece of paper and folded it into quarters so that it appeared identical to his. Upon the fake note I wrote "I will let you stick things in my ass" and switched it with the real one. She arrived moments later, he returned from the bathroom and presented her with the fake note. I'm sure you can all imagine the scene that ensued. To that individual, I am sorry.
 
if you have a Naughty America pass, can you tell me what are the highest rated, most viewed and most fav'd scenes
 
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