Random Statement Thread II

[Lungzyn]

Cock'n'Roll reversal

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Whoa! You know that move isn't allowed in Cock Duels! It's a Cocktroversial move and it's forbidden to use as stated in the Cock Duel rule book!

 

[Lungzyn]

Mike Hawk says its ok :dunno:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Yeah. But you forgot about Mike Hunt. You know how he can get. He's a real enforcer and very uptight! It seems the only neutral judge we have is Cock Judge Willy B. Hardigan.

Sometimes I wonder why I went for my black belt in Cock-Fu. All these rules and stipulations. What we need is a MMA style cock fighting place.

 

[Lungzyn]

I've heard Cock Lesnar is interested in that too

 

[~~whimsy~~]

He'd make the mixed part very well since most people think of him as either a cock or an ass.

Well my cheerleader will be named Ilene Dover.

However, I must get to bed now, for there are travels tomorrow that involve me getting up a bit early. You have a great day! :wave: :hatsoff:

 

[Lungzyn]

Ya, I think I've filled my quota for posts including the word cock for the next year

 

[Lungzyn]

The main character in Quarantine was so annoying by the end :crash:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Evening! :wave:

Everyone good?

 

[Bonezstorm]

Why is everyone gone when I get in here?
It's like: "OMG, Bonez is here! Run away!"

 

[Lungzyn]

Not all the time

 

[Bonezstorm]

Good to see

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Bonnezey!!!

Also hi Lungy!

 

[Bonezstorm]

My mum told me that she already bought my christmas presents, I hope she got the right things

 

[Lungzyn]

Avril in a box :dunno:

 

[Bonezstorm]

I hope so :dunno:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

You still get presents from you parents? I don't.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

My mum told me that she already bought my christmas presents, I hope she got the right things

That puts me in more into the Christmas mood of giving gifts now!

Avril in a box :dunno:

I'm getting Kimmy in a box. S&H from Russia is expensive! :eek:

You still get presents from you parents? I don't.

That's a shame. You're never too old to get presents, especially from parents! Are they upset because you banned their accounts on this site or something? :dunno:

 

[L3ggy]

Esa mujer me esta matando

Me a espinado el corazon

Por mas que trato de olvidarla

Mi alma no da razon

Mi corazon aplastado

Herido y abandonado

Aber aber tu sabes dime mi amor por favor

Que dolor nos quedo

Ah ah ah corazon espinado

Ah ah ah como me duele el amor

Como duele como duele el corazon

Cuando nostiene entregados

Pero no olvides mujer que algun dia diras

Hay ya yay como me duele el amor

Como me duele el olvido

Como duele el corazon

Como me duele estar vivo

Sin tenerte aun lado amor

Corazon espinado

Random enough?

 

[Lungzyn]

Soy un hombre muy honrado,
Que me gusta lo mejor
Las mujeres no me faltan,
Ni el dinero, ni el amor

Jineteando en mi caballo
Por la sierra yo me voy
Las estrellas y la luna
Ellas me dicen donde voy

Ay, ay, ay, ay,
Ay, ay mi amor
Ay, mi morena,
De mi corazon

Me gusta tocar guitarra
Me gusta cantar el sol
Mariachi me acompana
Cuando canto mi cancion

Me gusta tomar mis copas
Aguardiente es lo mejor
Tambien el tequila blanco
Con su sal le da sabor

Ay, ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay mi amor
Ay mi morena,
De mi corazon

Me gusta tocar guitarra
Me gusta cantar el sol
Mariachi me acompaña
Cuando canto mi canción

Me gusta tomar mis copas
Aguardiente es lo mejor
Tambien el tequila blanco
Con su sal le da sabor

Ay, ay, ay , ay
Ay, ay mi amor
Ay, mi morena
De mi corazon

Ay, ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay mi amor
Ay mi morena,
De mi corazon

Not bad