Random Statement Thread II

[L3ggy]

I'll liv----*dies*

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Don't worry. I pumped you full of T-Virus! You'll live yet again!

 

[Lungzyn]

Ok, how do we fight again

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I thought you knew! You are the one who challenged! I thought we'd have practice round and then the death round!

 

[L3ggy]

*moans* Brainsssssssss............

 

[Lungzyn]

It was just to put you off so I can launch a suprise attack

 

[L3ggy]

Fight like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NE5elL30w4&feature=fvst

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I think we have the wrong idea of fighting here....

::Tosses zombie L3ggy toward Lungzyn!::

 

[Lungzyn]

Win by any means necessary

 

[L3ggy]

By the way I'm the third guy in that video

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Which is why I threw zombie L3ggy at you! Bwahahaha!

Poor L3ggy. He became a casualty in our cock war! Let us have a moment of silence for his loss...

 

[Lungzyn]

*21 cock salute*

Ok, back to fighting

 

[L3ggy]

What makes you think I died? I just evolved into a Licker.

 

[Lungzyn]

A licker in a cock battle..Haha

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Bah! I was going to wait for Lungzyn to bow his head in respect and I go in for the cock death blow! But nooo... L3ggy just had to evolve into a licker!

Party pooper!

 

[Lungzyn]

Now I'll set you up for my finisher, the Cock Bottom.
A homage to the legend that is Duane 'The Cock' Johnson, of course

 

[L3ggy]

*hissssss*



Anyways I'm off, getting early.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

It's only 130AM here.

Good night L3ggy! Good seeing you on the board when I'm on! :wave:

Lungzyn and I shall remain fighting with our cocks!

WaAaAaAaAaA!!!!!!!

 

[Lungzyn]

No one gets up from the Cock Bottom :nono:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I call in CockKnocker!!!