Random Statement Thread II

[~~whimsy~~]

No, that's okay. My mom loves me. I don't need no other gifts from her.


Btw who will I get in a box?

A box of Awesomeness!!! :nanner:

It's Sunday. Jesus will deliver your mail!:angels:

Last time Jesus delivered my mail to me it was just bills. And then I was fined and got in trouble for not paying bills because I thought Jesus had paid all my debts upon delivering my mail.

If I don't get my whole Avril Lavigne-package, then I'd be happy with her ass, too :lovecoupl

http://www.avrilth.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=random&cat=18&pos=-81

Ah. Bonez, my Avril photo updater! Nice photos! :hatsoff:

 

[L3ggy]

:wave2:

 

[Bonezstorm]

Good evening!

Ah. Bonez, my Avril photo updater! Nice photos! :hatsoff:

I am always happy to make some christmas presents

 

[L3ggy]

Muuuuu goes the cow, bahhhhh goes the lamb.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Vzzzzzzzz--roooooowwwwwwwww, skeeeeeeesch goes the farm slaughterhouse! Yaaaay goes the village people who shall now have another meal on their table for the day.

 

[D-rock]

Does anybody know of a good free word processor that I can download? One where it checks spelling and other things. The only thing I can figure is that the lattest windows update broke the Word program I have on my computer because it started messing up right after it. Whenever I try to click on Microsoft Word I get "Works cannot access one or more files needed to run the Word Processor." Of course it came with the computer when I bought it so I have no instalation disk and no way to reinstall it short of formating my entire computer and starting over.

 

[AndyHunter]

^ http://www.openoffice.org/ ^ :thumbsup:

 

[D-rock]

I'm almost completely out of food and have no money to buy more.

 

[L3ggy]

Here, have some.

.'_-*^%$#@!()

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Now I am The Fresh Prince of Bel Air!!!

 

[L3ggy]

Then I Am The Fresh King of Bel Air!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I am The Fresh Dictator of Bel Air!

 

[L3ggy]

I am The Almighty God of Bel Air

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Isn't that a Dictator's mentality though???

 

[Lungzyn]

I am The Almighty God of Bel Air

Oh yeah?

 

[L3ggy]

Seinfeld, The Show About..... Nothing

 

[~~whimsy~~]

And sex with wives and cleaning woman

 

[HeartBroker]

I'm making soup!

 

[L3ggy]

"Aragorn? This... Is Isildur's Heir?"

 

[HeartBroker]

A PRS is an awesome guitar if you don't receive a Les Paul.

(Plays better too!)