Random Statement Thread II

[The Yak]

I clicked "Restore AutoSaved Content" in the post window here and this showed up:

Those men wanted to have sex with me.

Perhaps I shouldn't drink while at my PC.

 

[dp93]

mr bean

 

[Bonezstorm]

I hate everyone equally

 

[dp93]

whats doown

 

[Automate]

Astronomers don't watch porn stars, they watch star porn.

 

[dp93]

astronomers are gay

 

[L3ggy]

Got an early birthday present today. A 40 inch LED.

 

[CapnSexy322]

Flash Aaaah!! Savior Of The Universe!

 

[dp93]

campers suck

 

[kitkatkev]

big bouncing jiggly asses are everywhere i go

 

[CapnSexy322]

Fus ro dah!!

 

[dp93]

all i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe

 

[itputsthelotion]

I fucking hate it when I want to look for something very specific but when I search for it I only get a handful of results. If you type BLOWJOB into any search engine or porn video site I'm sure you'd come up with hundreds of videos, some related and some not so related but at least you got plenty of options. Right now I'm trying to look for porn stars that shot scenes dressed as Marilyn Monroe and wouldn't you know it there's very few scenes like that except for some outdated and boring stuff. With all the women that are obsessed with Monroe you'd think more of them would want to dress like her at least once in their life and shoot a hardcore porn.

 

[dp93]

I fucking hate it when I want to look for something very specific but when I search for it I only get a handful of results. If you type BLOWJOB into any search engine or porn video site I'm sure you'd come up with hundreds of videos, some related and some not so related but at least you got plenty of options. Right now I'm trying to look for porn stars that shot scenes dressed as Marilyn Monroe and wouldn't you know it there's very few scenes like that except for some outdated and boring stuff. With all the women that are obsessed with Monroe you'd think more of them would want to dress like her at least once in their life and shoot a hardcore porn.

theres a nikki sexx scene in brazzers for a monroe scene

 

[Bonezstorm]

Sitting in a lesson right now. And still I have nothing else in my mind than T&A

 

[dp93]

holy Jenaveve Jolie

 

[HeartBroker]

"The Flu"

...should probably be called "The, I wish I could just sleep for a few days right in a row and wake up recovered, thing!".

 

[Bonezstorm]

I read all about this "Playstation Store" thing but I have no fucking clue about that

 

[JasonCook78]

San Diego is German for "A whale's vagina"

 

[dp93]

at the holiday inn