Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

Where do you prefer to wank?

  • in bed

    Votes: 85 16.7%
  • at the computer

    Votes: 360 70.9%
  • in the shower

    Votes: 29 5.7%
  • other

    Votes: 34 6.7%

  • Total voters
    508
Re: How much do you really jerk off?

once a day
 
Re: How much do you really jerk off?

I jerk off twice a day average. As for the material to whack off to I like some variety - from Playboy models to porn stars doing hardcore.
 
Re: How much do you really jerk off?

Let's see, single dad, 2 kids, TONS of free time, no social life except for work (yeah), dont drink, never done drugs, work in a liquor store and haven't drank in 13 years...........usually 4 maybe 5 times a week (7 day week). I'm alone not lonely.
Hell, when i was married that was what turned my ex-wife on by watching me jerk off, sex was AMAZING as well....but she fu**ed that up didnt she.:)
 
Re: How much do you really jerk off?

Before meeting my wife, once a day at least, sometimes twice or 3 times if I wasn't working and had nothing to do but look at porn all day. Since I first came face to face with the girl who's now my wife last July, I'd guess about 5 times total, I just don't feel the need.
 
Re: How much do you really jerk off?

Well I'm 19, single, and I only work part time during the summer. Soo... with all that free time I get around to it 1-3 times a day.
 
Re: What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?

What's the longest I've gone without masturbating?

What time is it?:1orglaugh
 
Re: What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?

Probably about a week.
I work in a morning and evening shift.
In the evening shift I'll get plenty of time to grease my pole.
But in the morning shift, when I have to start at 6am, uh uh, no deal.
For some reason, I just don't have the time and energy to play with myself when I work the morning shift.
 
Re: What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?

Longest within reason...3 days...

Longest record is like 10 days...
 
Re: What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?

1 - 2 weeks
 
Re: What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?

A month, and that happened while I was doing my basic training for the Army... I was too busy catching whatever sleep I could and living with another 23 in the same room isn't exactly sexy, especially when all of them have feet and armpits!
 
Re: Jerking off with friends?

well there was a south park episode about this! where kyle's dad and stan's watched each other masterbate!
 
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