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Masturbating Without Hands
I like to find ways to masturbate without using my hands, because when I watch porn I don't want to get everything all sticky.
Lately what I've been doing is the following: I open up my legs real wide, and with my thighs I shove my dick in between my legs, while it is hard. I then use my thights to move it back and forth, and I open and close my legs (squeezing really hard) to get semi-orgasm. I then wait until the porn is over, go to the bathroom, and whack off. The cum comes out with such force!
Any other ideas?
I like to find ways to masturbate without using my hands, because when I watch porn I don't want to get everything all sticky.
Lately what I've been doing is the following: I open up my legs real wide, and with my thighs I shove my dick in between my legs, while it is hard. I then use my thights to move it back and forth, and I open and close my legs (squeezing really hard) to get semi-orgasm. I then wait until the porn is over, go to the bathroom, and whack off. The cum comes out with such force!
Any other ideas?
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Do you know if what I am doing is unhealthy for my sperm count? Can it cause permanent damage?
Do you know if what I am doing is unhealthy for my sperm count? Can it cause permanent damage?
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Lol jk I wish I could find a way to get off without my hands... but it's got more to do with me being extremely lazy than anything else ={
Nahh I don't think so... just remember that you need like 48 hours or more to buildup a good sperm count so if u ever wanna have kids don't masturbate for two days before you wierdo =Smypornid2006 said:
Lol jk I wish I could find a way to get off without my hands... but it's got more to do with me being extremely lazy than anything else ={
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i have only one thing to say!!!!
wtf !!!! :wtf:
i have only one thing to say!!!!
wtf !!!! :wtf:
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That sounds like a lot of work and not very enjoyable.
That sounds like a lot of work and not very enjoyable.
dave_rhino
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that was the best thread i've ever read
that was the best thread i've ever read
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It feels just like warm apple pie. :thumbsup:
It feels just like warm apple pie. :thumbsup:
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dont think im allowed to advertist but have you heard of the fleshlight...or whatever its called...
dont think im allowed to advertist but have you heard of the fleshlight...or whatever its called...
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have u tried givin yourself head?
have u tried givin yourself head?
member006
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Top Five Known facts " Masturbation 101" as I see it.
1. All do it.
2. Half admit it.
3. Like true sex sometimes its better than others.
4. It defiantly get better with experience and experimentation.
5.Pick a card any card from this one....Some things are best kept to yourself...children are to be seen and not heard... open mouth insert foot.
Top Five Known facts " Masturbation 101" as I see it.
1. All do it.
2. Half admit it.
3. Like true sex sometimes its better than others.
4. It defiantly get better with experience and experimentation.
5.Pick a card any card from this one....Some things are best kept to yourself...children are to be seen and not heard... open mouth insert foot.
Re: How much do you really jerk off?
i'm not married and don't currently have a G/f and i'm 32 and i don't think i do it as much as i used to when i was younger.my friend got married and he has completely given up the jacking and got rid of all his porn and barely gets it from the wife NOW that he's married.we would about 3-4 times a month head to the porn video stores and buy a few 2,3,4,5 then in a week or so let the other know how they were and then trade but those days ....long gone.
sorry back to the question at hand....i do it about 4 times a week (7 day week not 5 day work week)
:rubbel:
i'm not married and don't currently have a G/f and i'm 32 and i don't think i do it as much as i used to when i was younger.my friend got married and he has completely given up the jacking and got rid of all his porn and barely gets it from the wife NOW that he's married.we would about 3-4 times a month head to the porn video stores and buy a few 2,3,4,5 then in a week or so let the other know how they were and then trade but those days ....long gone.
sorry back to the question at hand....i do it about 4 times a week (7 day week not 5 day work week)
:rubbel:
