Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

Where do you prefer to wank?

  • in bed

    Votes: 85 16.7%
  • at the computer

    Votes: 360 70.9%
  • in the shower

    Votes: 29 5.7%
  • other

    Votes: 34 6.7%

  • Total voters
    508

om3ga

It's good to be the king...
Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

It was 1976(?) in Boston. OMG, I never knew what porn was and walked into a porn movie theater ! Giant screen and showing Ginger Lynn (?) fucking, how can you not cum.

I met her personally later on in 1992 in Chicago during her tour and giving out poster. She is as hot as in the late 1970's. I am glad she came back in mid-1990 and performed again !

But by then there were too many porn stars compared with 1970's and internet and DVD have replaced those porn theater. When you were young, you would cum 10 times or more, no kidding !
 
Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

I have no idea, I bought a Hustler when I was 16 and I masterbated to every girl in that magazine. Everything before that was soft core for me.
 
Re: Ever been caught wanking ..?

well i didnt ever figure on posting here.....just lurking around not having to try so hard to find good porn. but i just had to add my story(s)


ive been cought twice while i was um...wackin . the first time i was about 13 and i was sitting on the tolitte going at it and my sister and moms b/f were bringing towells in.....LMAO i said ''what... im washing my dick''.they didnt believe me.


the second time i got cought i was living with a friend of the familys and ordered a porn on satelite.....i was going at it in the living room when the husband walks out. so i hit the damn ''last'' button but it didnt work so i hit it about 100 times and when it stoped we were watching porn together. so i said ''well...thats embarissing'' covered myself with my hand towell and walked back in my room.

im alot more carefull now.

oo yea im joe and im 18......just incase anyone gives a crap.
 

BNF

Ex-SuperMod
Re: Ever been caught wanking ..?

JimmyDook said:
I was never actually caught in the act, but there was some close calls.

I think Mom knew what I was up to. :(

:rofl: Can't say it any better! :D
 
Re: Ever been caught wanking ..?

I've had worst than being caught.

When I was about 15 - 16 I was up stairs in my room late at night watching a sex programme on the box and wanking and must of feel a sleep. My Mum and Dad came up stairs, noticed my TV on and went in to tell me to turn it off and have seen me laying on my bed, buck naked with my hand on my dick and a sex programme playing on the TV.

When my Dad told me the next day :o
 
Re: Ever been caught wanking ..?

Ric0chet said:
I wasn't caught in the act, but when I was younger my mum came to check on me in the night and found me asleep with cock in hand!!
:rofl:
 
Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

Don't remember the first pornstar I jerked it to, but the first girl I jerked it to was Stacy's mom Rachel Hunter in a Cosmo or something.
 
Re: Ever been caught wanking ..?

nevermind.....i said that already.
 
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Re: Ever been caught wanking ..?

i was once...my brother walked in on me sitting at the computer in the living room. i was 17 then...now i'm 23 and he will not let it go...if i say or do anything that might get him in trouble...he just calls me "the stroker" and i leave it be.
 
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