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Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?
Do a little experimenting. Keep in mind that there in a spot in your ass (prostate?) that, when stimulated properly, can give incredible orgasms. Try first with your finger, then move up to inserting larger objects like cucumbers inside your ass right before you cum. Then tell us how it went.
*EDIT*
I know my conscience is going to bother me...
The part about stimulating the prostate(?) is true, but don't actually stick a cucumber up your ass. I was only kidding
Well, you can if you want to, but I wouldn't advise it.
Do a little experimenting. Keep in mind that there in a spot in your ass (prostate?) that, when stimulated properly, can give incredible orgasms. Try first with your finger, then move up to inserting larger objects like cucumbers inside your ass right before you cum. Then tell us how it went.
*EDIT*
I know my conscience is going to bother me...
The part about stimulating the prostate(?) is true, but don't actually stick a cucumber up your ass. I was only kidding
Well, you can if you want to, but I wouldn't advise it.
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Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?
I got a ph d in masterbation.
use lube, mix with spit for longevity of gliding. keep adding spit if the friction gets bad
keep the pressure of the strokes on the head part
this hand arrangement works best: the side of ur index finger(the top of your strangle hold) should be placed directly on the part where the mushroom meets the pole, thumb points out in the direction your monster points, placed directly on top of the mushroom- pressure, the strokes should incorporate a squeezing of the index finger and thumb on the mushroom head...short strokes 80% of the time....lube is important
the off-hand is for stroking, massage the nuts with the other hand..or use left, right, left, right alternating in every couple a strokes
slap the mushroom...pow! feels great...can slap cock against thigh too
for extra kink- add ice cube on ass
for extra, extra kink- get ass very numbed with ice and melt ice cube down into smoother shape, push it inside ass, let melt...will make you very, very hard
for more adventure, can add a second and third ice cube
want more adventure?
try ball busting
I got a ph d in masterbation.
use lube, mix with spit for longevity of gliding. keep adding spit if the friction gets bad
keep the pressure of the strokes on the head part
this hand arrangement works best: the side of ur index finger(the top of your strangle hold) should be placed directly on the part where the mushroom meets the pole, thumb points out in the direction your monster points, placed directly on top of the mushroom- pressure, the strokes should incorporate a squeezing of the index finger and thumb on the mushroom head...short strokes 80% of the time....lube is important
the off-hand is for stroking, massage the nuts with the other hand..or use left, right, left, right alternating in every couple a strokes
slap the mushroom...pow! feels great...can slap cock against thigh too
for extra kink- add ice cube on ass
for extra, extra kink- get ass very numbed with ice and melt ice cube down into smoother shape, push it inside ass, let melt...will make you very, very hard
for more adventure, can add a second and third ice cube
want more adventure?
try ball busting
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Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?
I had a search for some wanking tips for you my friend, found this
When your girlfriend leaves you, here's a use for all those tampons left in your medicine cabinet:
Stick a tampon up your butt before your start masturbating. Just before you come, stop and pull the string of the tampon really fast. It hurts the first time but then it feels great.
I chew on a hot pepper and then stick it up my ass while I jackoff. The burning sensation up my ass feels great.
Get naked, but wear socks, and turn on your computer. Then rub your feet on carpet and touch the screen with your cock. WOWWYYY ZOWWWYYYY!
My favorite way to masturbate is to purchase some Nickelodeon Gak. For those who don't know its a strange little gel substance that's really cold and slippery. It makes me feel like I'm having sex with an alien.
Take a stuffed animal. Cut a hole where the pussy would be and tape a picture of a really hot lady on the face. Stick your dick in the hole and pump away. It feels just like you are having sex.
:rofl: Enjoy yourself
(Credit goes to this website http://www.letsmasturbate.com/ )
I had a search for some wanking tips for you my friend, found this
When your girlfriend leaves you, here's a use for all those tampons left in your medicine cabinet:
Stick a tampon up your butt before your start masturbating. Just before you come, stop and pull the string of the tampon really fast. It hurts the first time but then it feels great.
I chew on a hot pepper and then stick it up my ass while I jackoff. The burning sensation up my ass feels great.
Get naked, but wear socks, and turn on your computer. Then rub your feet on carpet and touch the screen with your cock. WOWWYYY ZOWWWYYYY!
My favorite way to masturbate is to purchase some Nickelodeon Gak. For those who don't know its a strange little gel substance that's really cold and slippery. It makes me feel like I'm having sex with an alien.
Take a stuffed animal. Cut a hole where the pussy would be and tape a picture of a really hot lady on the face. Stick your dick in the hole and pump away. It feels just like you are having sex.
:rofl: Enjoy yourself
(Credit goes to this website http://www.letsmasturbate.com/ )
Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?
I found 2 good sites full of tips
http://www.asstr.org/~Kristen/learning/mast.htm
http://www.jackinworld.com/expert/
I found 2 good sites full of tips
http://www.asstr.org/~Kristen/learning/mast.htm
http://www.jackinworld.com/expert/
Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?
IMO, this thread reveals way too much info...
Tommy, maybe you could transfer all this energy and enthusiasm over to learing how to play the violin or something? Maybe run track? Watch a documentary?
It's best just to get it out of the way. Do what you gotta do then move on.
IMO, this thread reveals way too much info...
Tommy, maybe you could transfer all this energy and enthusiasm over to learing how to play the violin or something? Maybe run track? Watch a documentary?
It's best just to get it out of the way. Do what you gotta do then move on.
Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?
Yeah...don't do it TOO often. I find frequent ejaculation (be it from sex or masterbation) reduces the intensity of the experience - if it's done too often.
But I assume you know that....so, no, I have no technical suggestions.
Me? I masterbate frequently ( I bet that info falls into the 'more info then I needed to know' category), but I do not wish to make it TOO pleasureable. I just don't think that is such a good idea somehow.
Yeah...don't do it TOO often. I find frequent ejaculation (be it from sex or masterbation) reduces the intensity of the experience - if it's done too often.
But I assume you know that....so, no, I have no technical suggestions.
Me? I masterbate frequently ( I bet that info falls into the 'more info then I needed to know' category), but I do not wish to make it TOO pleasureable. I just don't think that is such a good idea somehow.
Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?
Two words:
Jumper Cables.
Two words:
Jumper Cables.
Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?
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Peter Gazinya said:
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Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?
*sigh*
Get a girl you twat! quit fiddling wit ur cock!
*sigh*
Get a girl you twat! quit fiddling wit ur cock!
Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?
Female's fiddle with their vagina's.. Why can't we fiddle with our cocks? :dunno:
KingsOfTomorrw said:
Female's fiddle with their vagina's.. Why can't we fiddle with our cocks? :dunno:
Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?
:helpme:
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Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?
Get Peter Gazinya to get down on one knee and with a mouthful of tabletennis balls humm the theme tune to Dallas and giv you a good tugging
that creative enough for you Peter :thefinger
Get Peter Gazinya to get down on one knee and with a mouthful of tabletennis balls humm the theme tune to Dallas and giv you a good tugging
that creative enough for you Peter :thefinger
Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?
this is turning into a great thread!!!!
really great!!!! :rofl:
this is turning into a great thread!!!!
really great!!!! :rofl:
